My wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this:
Her: βYou know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Christmasβ¦?β
Me: βYeah.β
Her: βWind it forward one hour, 16 minutes and 28 seconds.β
Me: βRight, Iβve done that.β
Her: βOkay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lionβ¦?β
Me: βI can see that, yeah.β
Her: βJust behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each otherβ¦?β
Me: βOkay, I see them.β
Her: βWell, behind those two, on the left-hand side of the screen, thereβs a gladiator holding a spearβ¦?β
Me: βYesβ¦! I can see him.β
Her: βRightβ¦! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday.β