Good morning everyone. This is Bitty the Holy Terror, news anchor for the Hobby Farm News. By special request I am on the air this morning for a special friend. Casper. My biggest fan and the president of my fan club. This one's for you Casper.
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One short news story that is really old news but has been vastly under reported. Last fall, in the dark of night the Hobby Farm experienced an attack by a predator in the chicken yard. Several of the flock were lost. One chicken was in shock and extremely confused. The food dispensing waitress discovered later that the confused random red chicken was completely blind and unable to find either food or water on it's own.
Blind Peetie now lives the life of leisure inside the new chicken coop within 1 foot of water and food in a private suite. Everyone on the farm was convinced that this spoiled blind chicken would soon expire. Who ever heard of a blind chicken? 8 months later and after a cold winter with it's own private heater for warmth, blind Peetie is still here, still surviving, still spoiled and still blind as a bat. The best part of this story is that Fatty puss the escaping chicken survived. The worst is the "MOM" that lives next door asking "how's peetie? and then laughing daily at the waitress when she says "that stupid chicken just won't die!"
Well that's all for now. This is Bitty the Holy Terror Signing off.