i'm like if a watermelon was a woman | i do Twitch Plays D&D | ☣️🩹🧀 😈| kinsky on discord and bsky | ko-fi.com/kinsky | throne.com/kinskyunplugged

Joined November 2015
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Dawg I would suck you off no shower for this
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white people be like i bought this 8 ball off my mom
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did...did FISA just die permanently?
Trump now says he's against FISA unless "The Save America Act (Full version!)" is attached. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT…
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first day of this new job and i only managed to get two hours of sleep. we ball regardless
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he has the mandate of heaven
The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs. It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.
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“The office is edgy”
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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IRAN SAYS NO DEAL WILL BE SIGNED BY TRUMP DEADLINE: FARS
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headache so bad i’m gonna have to lie to my psychiatrist next time i see her
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over a trillion dollars of raw economic damage to prop up adolph hitler pretend rocket company
BREAKING: The SpaceX, $SPCX, IPO will be quoted at 9:50 AM ET today and begin trading at 10:00 AM ET. Currently, the stock is indicated to open ~25% higher, making SpaceX the 7th largest public company in the world and Elon Musk the first trillionaire in history.
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well well well, if it isnt the guy who promised he’d teach me how to make threatening speeches and then gave up on me halfway through. heh, not so funny now is it? by the time im through with you, im. you’re gonna. there’s gonna be one less uh. you die
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burning men's soul goes in the sex playlist
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It does frustrate me when youre playing an RPG and have every situational advantage but somehow still fail because of a dice roll. It just doesnt happen. It’d be like if you were addressing a crowd of people that mostly agree with your points and you suddenly got shot in the neck
Dice in DND is asking the universe for an impartial decision to inject spontaneity into a scenario neither player nor DM can predict. The mental cost of a bad role after great RP feels like a punishment, and the table now has to react to a number rather than the narrative.
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Day 2 of the "Rent-A-Thon" Roadtrip starts NOW! Come hang out
It's the BugVT "Rent-A-Thon" Roadtrip! Every Monday in June! New Stream Interactivity, New Model, & More! Starts Tomorrow June 1st @ 2:30PM PDT
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Was about to send that newscaster straight to the liveleak channel for playing with her
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do men feel paternal towards certain characters the same way that women feel maternal towards them
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Miniature painting has kind of become my new woodworking, very therapeutic and calming without aggravating my chronic pain issues like woodworking does. Very nice development
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definitely my most bitchless activity but it's been fun :)
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You don't roll dice in a situation where there's no chance of failure
Critical Role's Brennan Lee Mulligan ditched D&D's dice in Campaign 4: no roll needed because a PC monologue was "too good." Performance now overrides actual gameplay. This isn't D&D. It's scripted celebrity theater pretending to be gaming. They. Don't Really. Play.
Community note
The claim "This isn't D&D" is false. The Dungeon Master's Guide explicitly permits DMs to "use dice as rarely as possible... the DM decides whether an action or a plan succeeds or fails based on how well the players make their case, how thorough or creative they are..." forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php… x.com/frogs4girls/st…
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Stellar Blade: Blood Rain director Kim Hyung-tae says Evie was intentionally made shorter and younger-looking He believes a smaller character makes intense close-quarters combat more "appealing"
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