Geeky gamer MILF who loves a good meme. Owner of @mamuskajewellery. Marketing and web design consultant. Tweeting since 2006. 💋 🎮 👩‍💻

Joined October 2006
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10 Nov 2006
wishing Twitter had an edit feature for recent posts so I could edit a post where I said the bed was 'poorky'
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btw this is the app that has generated $5000 in just 3 days, organically. it uses your Mac’s accelerometer sensor to moan when you slap it. we’re in the peak era of software.
You all are overthinking your app ideas. This app makes your Mac moan when you slap it -> it made $5,000 in 3 days. Just ship it.
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If the Strait of Hormuz is closed for 3 months, Bloomberg estimates oil will reach $164 a barrel. Chart: Bloomberg
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🎂 How to know if the caller is an AI, just ask for a cupcake recipe! lol …
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🤣🤣
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We’re living in an alternate timeline.
STRIKE. 💥🦅
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It’s time to post this again
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People are leaving google reviews on the Fairmont Palm hotel in Dubai after the missile strike earlier today 😭😭😭
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There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
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🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israel just killed a ballistic missile in space. That's the Arrow 3 system. Designed specifically for exo-atmospheric intercepts, hitting missiles outside the Earth's atmosphere before they reenter and become harder to stop.

🚨🇮🇱🇪🇬 ISRAEL PAUSES GAS EXPORTS TO EGYPT In the middle of US-Israeli strikes on Iran, Israel temporarily stopped sending natural gas to Egypt. The halt protects domestic supply and infrastructure amid rising tensions. Short-term strain on Egypt’s grid is possible, but alternative sources should prevent blackouts. Source: Al Jazeera
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BREAKING: Dubai, right now.
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World War World War 2 <— you are here World War 3 2 World 2 War World War: Tokyo Drift World and War World 7 War 8
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Pizza activity around the Pentagon is experiencing an extreme spike this afternoon. Domino's Pizza (1.4 mi) at 326%, Pizzato Pizza (2.2 mi) at 208%, and Extreme Pizza (0.5 mi) at 127%. DOUGHCON level is 4.
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a little something for your nervous system
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General Relativity for babies.
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🕯️ Seeking a game that combines deep storytelling with breathtaking visuals? ❄️ WILL: Follow The Light offers a unique adventure through harsh northern seas and emotional highs. 🎮 Wishlist it now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3…
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Jan 18
1.5 million names are flying around the Moon on Artemis II. Is yours one of them? It's not too late to add your name to the mission—and it's absolutely free: go.nasa.gov/artemisnames
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Jan 18
Logged back into Twitter/X for the first time in ages. Why was I following @realDonaldTrump, @JDVance, @RealCandaceO and @elonmusk?! 🤔🙄
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8 Feb 2025
Centered code just looks better 🤓🍷
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