Uncle Iroh

Never fight against an unknown person 🤯🤯🤯

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As much as one must be prudent with money, at the end of the day, we will only get what has been apportioned for us. As scary as it is, once we make peace with this knowledge, everything else becomes easy. It is a matter that has been settled even before we were born.

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Parents

You see this thing of using fake life to bang big Babes, it's as real as fcvk. And it's very common in Lagos, Abuja and mostly in universities nowadays... Read Carefully To The End👇 Some years back, my guy suddenly called me and was like, "what is the BTC rate now. I want you to trade some for me. My babe needs some money?" Initially, I didn't get the scope and thought to myself "is this guy okay. Abi na wrong number him dialed?" Then he reiterated "I wan make you help me sell 1 BTC inside my 6 BTC, I want to sort something for my babe." At that moment, it clocked and replied, "Boss, don't sell your BTC yet ohh because BTC is predicted to enter $100K latest January but if you decide to sell now, you will miss out on a lot of profits.. so wait till around January" (we were still in August as at that time)😂😂 He then went on, "So there's nothing you can do for me like this. This is very important to my babe." I replied and said, "it's better to wait till January in order to make more profits." The mumu girl collected the phone from him and said, "Ahh uncle, is there nothing you can do no." And I replied, "That's not it. It's advisable to wait till January because the value of BTC is predicted to double and selling now would be a big loss." She replied, "ahh, okay ooh." And I said "yes Ma." My friend then said, "Thank you " and ended the call. After the call, I thought to myself, "are some women really that stvpid or are they just clueless about things like that?" The day I met this babe, I was so disappointed. Not only is she a married vvoman whose husband lives in the USA, she's also very pretty and sounds so smart. Driving a very nice Benz car and working in a good company.. So how come she does not know when a guy is messing around with her. Omoh, things dey happen for Lagos and I'm very sure it's not only in Lagos..

If birds ever find out which animal we named "fly" instead of them they're going to be fucking pissed

I’ve had 4 newborns and, fundamentally, newborns have zero interest in their fathers. They just don’t. They are entirely fixated on their mother. They know her from being in the womb. They know how she sounds, smells, the rhythm of her heartbeat. The father is a stranger by comparison. They don’t know you. So when you hand off the baby to the dad, you might as well be giving the baby to a random person on the street for all the baby knows The dad’s role is the support the mother however possible. But you cannot get the baby to care about the father for several months at a bare minimum. Some dads take this personally. They think they have to do something. But there’s nothing to do. It just isn’t about you A great example of this is skin to skin contact: fathers can warm their baby against their chest, but also overheat them, as the heating is unidirectional and there’s no feedback Whereas with the mother, the thermoregulation is bidirectional. Her chest can warm up to 2 degree C or cool up to 1 degree C to thermoregulate the baby