//Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them//Shitty Art is still Art//Twitter's favourite Reply Guy™//

Joined September 2009
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I'm just straight up Shitpainting and there is NOTHING you can do about it I am willing to exchange items and things for paintings but you'll have to talk to my people* *Me with an adult present who is not me The Shitpaint Collection
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My best friend is a purveyor of the arts
They literally cannot stop me from having painted a horse
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They literally cannot stop me from having painted a horse
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Itchy labia call me maybia
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Heyyy sorry guys I just wanted to check who's on the schedule to watch me today because nobody has shown up and my husband already started work
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(seeing a photo of myself with a person i don't recognize) Me and Who? 👀👀
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Jun 14
impending doom what about impending joy
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Sometimes you just HAVE to tweet as if you’re a man idk what to tell you
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“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible
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Releasing my acapella cover of the Jurassic Park theme song tomorrow stay tuned
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Clavicular is the obvious sleeper agent I've seen recently. Like for sure that whole mess is a psyop.
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IKEA I am a bat with no echo
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you are not locked in!
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If I can't do something well, and I want to do it, I just have to do it very earnestly terrible.
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Twitter: you've gained 600 followers Me: wow, 600 more people seeing my tweets twitter: *laugh* what?
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"it is what it is" imagine if it wasnt
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Twitter is the kind of place where someone DMs you and then publicly bullies you for Behaving A Way many such cases many MANY such cases.
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oh my God, what have I done? is what I would say.., if I had inadvertently done something horrible. but actually, everything is fine :)
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I think I'm going to say something untrue for the purpose of comedy.
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God speaks through Woah Vicky I am serious
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