Chopper of water, carrier of wood, reader of the fucking article, devourer of fools

Joined July 2010
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People who for employment must write a certain number of words about a topic of their own choosing every week tend towards speciousness
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Yep, all you need to do is inherit your dad’s emerald mine, anyone can do it.
Why don't you set up a business making rockets, electric cars and AI, Lewis? It's obviously so easy to do, anyone can do it. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Consistent with Shame Jones on Morning Report today, sledging John Key signing up to Paris and saying "we're never going to pay that" rnz.co.nz/national/programme…
Winston Peters takes aim at National, own Govt at Fieldays: - Says NZ should leave Paris climate accord and 'stupid targets' - Questions whether Govt rates cap policy will work - Calls on farmers to change voting habits Also some campaigning with Nash, Randell Story below -
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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 Christopher Luxon’s net favourability is up 1 point to –19 percent, while Chris Hipkins’ is up 6 points to –7 percent. Winston Peters is up 2 points to –5 percent, while David Seymour is up 11 points to –18 percent.
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BREAKING Party Vote | Taxpayers Union-Curia. Labour: 32.2% ( 0.3) National: 30.1% ( 0.1) Greens: 11.5% ( 1.8) NZF: 11.4% (-0.3) ACT: 7.8% ( 1.3) TPM: 3.1% (-1) PPM: Christopher Luxon: 18.8% (-2.7) Chris Hipkins: 17.1% (-1.9) D: 4-8 June | R: 1000 /- May 2026
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Come tell us how you slew Them ol' Arabs two by two Like the Zulu They had knives and bows and arrows How bravely you faced one With your 16 pounder gun And you frightened them damn natives to the marrow!
oh I know
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israel [bicep] iran "we don't know what the fuck trump is talking about"
Iran denies the existence of an agreement; Israel says no such agreement exists.
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Jun 11
Another day, another minister threatening the state broadcaster to not report news he doesn't like: Shane Jones on RNZ warning against reporting Greenpeace views on bottom trawling, instead of exclusively supporting his own views on the fishing industry (that supports his party)
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Is Labour's public transport fare call a good use of land transport funds? No Is it a better user of funds than the Roads of National Significance? Absolutely
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We're reaching levels of independent investigative journalism never before seen: x.com/benryanwriter/status/2…

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May 28
What Labour is fundamentally up against is that the public don't believe they are serious about responsible spending. No amount of opposition to the current govt's cuts and austerity is any good if they can't convince people to take their proposals seriously on this point
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The big strategic challenge for Labour is not that it lacks ideas (tho it does) or spark (also) or a track record to point to (indeed) But that it has been mogged by "show me the money" in four out of the last five elections And the other one they frittered away the victory
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Their real crime was specifying spurious averages without following the current govt's lead by spuriously using "up to" figures as if they were averages
Yes. Labour says people will save an average of ~$1200 a year. And Labour says approximately ~1.3m people will benefit. And 1.3m x $1200 is $1.6b. Now maybe Labour's plan is Councils and bus companies pick up $1.535b of this, with Central Govt the other $65m. But yeah.
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It's on Labour if people are assuming that when they said "average" they meant "average". At $65m and $1200, that math is pretty simple: 54,000 people. Many of whom earn six figures working in government ministries in Wellington.
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Yes. Labour says people will save an average of ~$1200 a year. And Labour says approximately ~1.3m people will benefit. And 1.3m x $1200 is $1.6b. Now maybe Labour's plan is Councils and bus companies pick up $1.535b of this, with Central Govt the other $65m. But yeah.
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This is a much clearer criticism than that "fiscal hole" stuff. If all parties can be this clear in their critiques of other parties, this may actually be a good campaign.
True to form for the Labour Party, the maths behind its very first election-year policy simply doesn’t add up. Labour is asking New Zealanders to trust them again, but the numbers in their own policy are already falling to pieces. If Labour can’t get their numbers right on what the policy will cost, they certainly can’t be trusted on their claims about how it will be paid for. We’ve all seen this from Labour before, and history tells us it’ll end up being funded by more taxes and more borrowing. Labour claims its fare cap policy will: ➡️ Cost $65 million per year. ➡️ Save the average person more than $1,200 per year. ➡️ Benefit around 1.36 million New Zealanders who use public transport every year. These three claims cannot all be true. If 1.36 million people are each saving more than $1,200 a year, the cost of delivering those savings would exceed $1.6 billion annually - not $65 million. On the other hand, if Labour’s $65 million cost estimate is correct, then spread across 1.36 million public transport users, the average benefit is less than a dollar a week. This is classic Labour. The headline sounds great. The maths falls apart the moment you look at it. Because Labour’s numbers do not stack up, one of four things must be true: ➡️ The cost has been dramatically understated. ➡️ The claimed savings have been dramatically overstated. ➡️ The number of people who will benefit is far lower than Labour claims. ➡️ Or some combination of all three. Labour says it has undertaken extensive modelling to support this policy. If that’s true, then Chris Hipkins should front up with it. Kiwis deserve to know who actually benefits, how much they benefit, and what this policy will really cost taxpayers. This is straight from the Labour playbook of scamming Kiwis with a glossy headline that sounds nice but will never be delivered. We saw it with light rail, and we saw it with KiwiBuild. Labour’s policies are riddled with holes. They can’t explain the Future Fund because of the Treaty, and they can’t explain where they will find the capacity to deliver the two million additional GP visits. Again and again, Labour announces big promises and then expects taxpayers to pick up the bill when reality catches up. And Kiwis know that Labour’s reality looks like more taxes, more borrowing, higher prices and rising interest rates.
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O look, it's the guy who made his bones fundraising for Great Replacement Nazis defending the immigration rhetoric of the party whose polling increased by a factor of ten following the murder of 50 Muslims by a Great Replacement Nazi
Replying to @LewSOS
How is what he's saying anti-immigration? He's talking about the need to bring the public with you and a current chaotic system. Maybe reread the post.
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Hands up if you're old enough to remember when ACT was a pro-immigration party that believed in the rule of law
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"its a terrible bribe...wait here see what we can do"
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Government facing up to $5 billion bill over carbon credits, Treasury reveals rnz.co.nz/news/political/597…
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This is a shitpost, but the longer govts do nothing to allocate costs to emitters, the higher the residual liabilities rise The play is to run out the clock. At some point, paying these liabilities from general taxation will be impossible and we will have no choice but to renege
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