Just giggling my way through the existential dread.
Joined July 2025
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If Iโm ever kidnapped just know there was probably a puppy involved.
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There isn't a lot of food that adding a pickle or some cheese to won't instantly improve it
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Him: Fix the attitude.
Me: Either make me or deal with it.
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May 2
If everyone likes you, you're not being real enough.
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It's not that I don't care it's that I don't give a fuck duh
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May 1
friday affirmation: what the hell, sure
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โ therapy
โ self care
โ watching horror movies 24/7
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May 1
Imagine not liking cheese.
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"how do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?"
me: lights out, fan on
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May 2
The urge to unfollow me hits every follower at some point.
It's natural.
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Us hanging out is just sitting in the same room on our phones until one of us says โIโm tiredโ and we both leave.
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May 1
โI canโt. I have to wash my hairโ is becoming a legitimate excuse for me to get out of going to things
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May 1
Me in my 20's: "let's find a solution"
Me in my 40's: "fuck it, be the problem"
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being weird as fuck is the best kind of aura
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Apr 30
If you set your mind to it, you can worry about anything.
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"what's your special talent"
Overthinking tf out of everything
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Apr 6
mood: burn it all down and start over.
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I donโt hate people, I just feel better when theyโre not around.
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