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THE TROUBLEMAKING TRAITOROUS TRUMPS
Tho the #Trumps are unwilling to fight
They gave #Putin support & green light
..but when he invaded
..the #TrumpFamily paraded
To tell #FoxNews that #Donald was right.
#TrumpCrimeFamily #UkraineWar
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DONALD TRUMP MAY SHEEPISHLY EXCLAIM
Donald Trump may sheepishly exclaim
He’s the Greatest in terms of his fame
..but one thing’s for certain
..he needed a curtain
To hide his Embarrassment and Shame.
#kennedycenter #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
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UFC CAGE MATCH FACES STORM THREATS
Americans may take great delight
At the excitement about a Big Fight
..but there’s one detail
..despite tornadoes and hail
The risk of cancellation is slight.
#UFCFight #Freedom250 #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
UFC Freedom 250 includes 'slight' risk of tornadoes, hail at White House usatoday.com/story/sports/uf…
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TRUMP SLOW-WALKING SHAMELESSNESS
Donald Trump may pretend it’s a game
A distraction for hiding his shame
..from what we were told
..he needs the scaffold
Before Kennedy can remove his name.
#TrumpDestroysEverything #TrumpCrimes #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
Court denies emergency appeal to retain Trump’s name on Kennedy Center
Justice department lawyers had appealed to stay a judge’s order to remove Trump’s name from facade
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CANADIANS SHAME USA AT WORLD CUP
One detail the media should include
Canadians are usually not rude
..but in Toronto today
..the flag of USA
Came out and the audience booed.
#fifaworldcup #canada #usa #México #ettd #tacotrump #WorldCup
Jun 12
Trump set to skip first US World Cup match after being booed at NBA Finals
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TRUMP SHAMED BY KENNEDY CENTER
Donald Trump must be facing the Shame
So he’ll find someone else he can blame
..his Action was awful
..and clearly unlawful
And Kennedy Center’s removing his name.
#kennedycenter #TrumpIsAPedoRapist #releasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles
Jun 12
Judge Cooper DENIES Trump's motion to stay removal of his name from the Kennedy Center. "... [I]ssuance of a stay pending appeal would not be in the public interest, which is rarely served by the 'perpetuation' of 'unlawful' governmental action."
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MARCO RUBIO SIGNS UFC PARTNERSHIP DEAL
Marco Rubio must take some delight
With an agreement he helped to rewrite
..he’s making some news
..about UFC values
That resonate in a ring when they fight.
#marcorubio #UFCFightPass #trumpisunfit
Jun 12
UFC has become a global phenomenon by embracing values that resonate far beyond the Octagon: excellence, discipline, opportunity, and meritocracy.
Proud to launch a new Sports Diplomacy partnership with @UFC and grateful to host @DanaWhite for the signing of our MOU.
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JUDGE BLOCKS ANTI-WEAPONIZATION SLUSH
Donald Trump and his Cronies are stunned
At how Justice has got them outgunned
..they state there’s a grudge
..against this activist judge
Who’s blocked the Donald Trump slush fund.
#TrumpCrimes #TrumpDestroysEverything
Jun 12
That’s the best news of the day!
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THE TRUMP SWAMP OF CORRUPTION
Donald Trump will declare with some pomp
The War in Iran was a romp
..but he looks like a fool
..paints a Reflecting Pool
And now it’s an algae-filled swamp.
#ReflectingPool #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #IranWar #TrumpTrainWreck
Jun 12
"Only the best algae. Like no one has ever seen before!"
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TRUMP CAVED IN IRAN WAR
We can tell from the way he behaved
For Trump it was the Power he craved
..but when it came to 🇮🇷 Iran
..he never had a plan
And 100 days later, he caved.
#TrumpCaved #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpIsUnfit #trumpcurse #TACOTrump
Jun 12
Trump caves to Iran like a total chump.
They get: control of the Strait, $300B in reconstruction cash $24B now, full sanctions lifted, US troops yanked from region, zero pressure on missiles/proxies, Israel muzzled in Lebanon.
America gets: pinky promise on the NPT.
All so oil prices drop before the midterms. Pathetic.
#TrumpCaved #WeakTrump
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TRUMP THREATENING IRANIAN DEAL
Donald Trump is beginning to blast
All deals he destroyed in the past
..this experienced con-man
..is threatening Iran
They better get their act together, and FAST!
#iranWar #tRumpDespisedbyWorld #trumpcurse #TrumpIsTheWorst
BREAKING: Trump blasts leaked Iranian deal terms, saying US is dealing with 'very dishonorable people' who 'better get their act together'
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TRUMP REVEALS REVISED PLAN FOR IRAN WAR
Donald Trump will declare in his splendor
The US is such a Big Spender
..but it turns out his plan
..was not Destroy Iran
It’s pay Billions, Retreat and Surrender.
#TrumpDestroysEverything #TrumpIsUnfit #tRumpDespisedbyWorld
Jun 12
Erick voted for Trump: “The only one being played is President Trump. The ceasefire is a farce. The President has turned into a clown.”
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TRUMP HYPING UFC SPONSORS
Donald Trump may attempt to excite
The whole country with his birthday fight
..but we can all see
..it’s paid by you and me
And also sponsored by Bud Light.
💡
#budlight #ufc #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #trumpdestroyseverything
Jun 11
Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
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MARCO RUBIO IS A SMIRKY RUBE
Marco Rubio with his bag of tricks
Thinks wrestling is good politics
..he gets his delights
..by watching weekly fights
And appealing to the red-necks and hicks.
#TrumpDestroysEverything #freedom250 #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
Jun 11
Marco Rubio: "The president has threatened to leave it permanently. You heard that, right? Maybe we'll just host weekly fights between people in politics."
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TRUMP’S LOOSE LIPS LEAK TOP SECRET
Donald Trump knew when this war began
He could confer with every yes man
..and from what they found
..we need boots on the ground
And it seems like he’s leaking the plan.
#TrumpDestroysEverything #tRumpDespisedbyWorld
Jun 11
“The stomach for it.”
For putting troops on the ground.
For more American death.
Only an absolute sociopath talks about the loss of human life like it’s a violent tv show.
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TRUMP VACUUMS ALGAE IN REFLECTING POOL
Donald Trump looks a lot like a fool
Deserving more public ridicule
..but everyone can see
..there’s residual algae
From Trump painting the Reflecting Pool.
#reflectingpool #trumpisUnfit #TrumpDestroysEverything
Jun 11
The darker you paint the pool, the quicker algae will accumulate. It's already happening. Will crews be out there every day vacuuming it?
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TRUMP AND UFC ERECT THE CLAW RING
Donald Trump will eventually explain
That the UFC was acting insane
..but from what we all saw
..built a beta tent claw
With no roof and exposed to the rain.☔️
#ufctheclaw #TrumpDestroysEverything #rain #birthdayparty
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TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS ON INFLATION CRISIS
Donald Trump is expressing frustration
So he is informing the Nation
..says that he’s in control
..with Iran’s oil he stole
And now he’s loving inflation.
#inflation #TrumpDestroysEverything #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
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TRUMP FACING HIS REPEATED LIES
Donald Trump may attempt to deny
Every time he is caught in a lie
..he distracts and ignores
..promising NO NEW WARS
And now prices remain too high.
#TrumpTrainWreck #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpisUnfit
Jun 10
Trump, August 2024: “Starting on day one of my new administration we will end inflation and we will make America affordable again, because the prices are too high.”
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