I'm Dan and I live in London...Londan...get it? Follow me if you like foody posts, photos of interesting things and the occasionally witty comment.
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Dan Barnes retweeted
2 Jul 2024
Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.
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Victoria Derbyshire pulls apart Sunak’s claim that a Labour govt will raise taxes by £2000
“I’m going to pull you up on that Claire Coutinho. The calculations are made by Tory SpAds, they’re political appointees & that is misleading to voters and very disrespectful”
#newsnight
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Dan Barnes retweeted
8 Jul 2023
How to really enjoy the rain:
1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Say “look at that rain” or “it’s really coming down now”
5. Ask someone else if it’s raining where they are
6. Say the garden needs it
7. Eat all the biscuits
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22 Dec 2022
Couldn’t agree more. A great podcast!
22 Dec 2022
“2022 belonged to @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK” 👑
A huge thanks to @j_amesmarriott for including us in @thetimes top 25 podcasts of 2022! 🍾
Read more below 👇
thetimes.co.uk/article/d7b5c…
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
23 Oct 2022
Johnson WON’T stand - claims he had 102 nominations, but is out of the race - Sunak likely on the way to Number 10
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Dan Barnes retweeted
17 Oct 2022
March 2023: Newly-installed chancellor Michael Fabricant unveils the government’s 48th mini-budget of the year. ‘This is the one that moves Britain forward’ says Liz Truss, from a fortified WWII bunker in Norfolk.
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Dan Barnes retweeted
28 Jul 2022
After announcing massive profits, energy bosses admit they have some difficult decisions to make, as Ferraris are nice but Bentleys are more practical.
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25 Jul 2022
#BBCOurNextPM Sophie Rayworth needs to get a grip of these two squabbling on the stage
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Dan Barnes retweeted
18 Apr 2022
A letter to @UKPrimeMiniste4 @BorisJohnson @GarethDavies_MP and fao @NSPCC My friend is trying to help a #Ukraine️ family here, the son’s eyesight is deteriorating from trauma. 26 day wait on VISAs so far. How much more do they have to suffer?! What else does she have to do?!
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Dan Barnes retweeted
11 Apr 2022
NASA’s Perseverance rover just captured a Martian eclipse! Mars’ moon Phobos moving across the sun
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Dan Barnes retweeted
3 Mar 2022
And even though I was such an abomination that I was sacked from not one but two ministerial posts, I still knew enough about the establishment, so they gave me a knighthood… which was nice
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Dan Barnes retweeted
27 Feb 2022
Putin has got no chance against this Ukrainian chap who carries landmines away with a fag on.
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Dan Barnes retweeted
26 Feb 2022
I’m in Kyiv, Russian troops have encircled the city and are advancing, and guess what’s in the telly!! @MastermindQuiz #kyiv
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Dan Barnes retweeted
22 Feb 2022
🚨🚨🚨 Excited to announce my production company @persephonica will be making an ambitious new podcast with @Global, hosted by @maitlis and @BBCJonSopel. Can't wait to be reunited with these broadcasting legends as exec producer on this milestone moment for podcasting. More soon!
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Dan Barnes retweeted
5 Feb 2022
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31 Jan 2022
Agreed! He absolutely nailed it today
31 Jan 2022
Starmer demolishes Johnson in front of Tory MPs stunned into silence: worth watching every minute
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Dan Barnes retweeted
27 Jan 2022
This is an actual series of messages I have received from someone who works for a cabinet minister. Source is verified.
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