This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

Let's go NY

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

Generally speaking I frown upon people throwing heavy objects into crowds…but there are exceptions

Is it just me or is it still wild that we have heard nothing about the fkn hate crime that happened in philly 2 days ago? 15 guys smashed up a bar and maced/beat the people inside. The place is still closed and boarded up and nobody is talked about it

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

Every American has at least one state that they will spit venom at without provocation, and I think that’s beautiful.

Actually, yes. Also- Lily Wachowski emailed me to tell me she loves I Love Boosters! The Matrix is so ubiquitous in culture that we don't talk about how it affected cinema. Definitely shaped my art. I guess I myself don't talk about it.

Hard truth… I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted. Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely. They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil. I assure you. These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism. ATLA is a mystery to them. They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise.

ERNIE: let’s talk about that 1st half from Wembanyama KENNY: he’s struggling when- CHARLES: how did you learn to pronounce that ERNIE: what CHARLES: when I say it it sounds like Victor Windmills SHAQ: *pulls lapel mic up* Don Quixote CHARLES: which team is he on KENNY: I quit

Everyone seems to forget the main aspect of hipster ness which is it’s what people called you instead of calling you a faggot

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

Was trying to find a tweet from earlier and lol @spacefacemusic