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Lucas Kavner retweeted
12 Jul 2023
does anyone else sometimes get depressed about every single aspect of modern American life being made progressively worse by people who have unmasked contempt for us?
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3 Apr 2023
Voting yes to keep screenwriting a viable career for me and everyone else in our incredible union and to stand up to the CEOs making billions off our backs. LFGGGGGG
3 Apr 2023
The studios need to respond to the crisis writers face. WGA members must demonstrate our willingness to fight for the contract writers need and deserve by supporting a strike authorization vote. 1/3 #1u
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13 Feb 2023
Imagine this was the last thing we all saw before aliens decimated us
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Lucas Kavner retweeted
12 Oct 2022
“What is the tooth fairy doing with all the teeth?” nyer.cm/JvCMIz1
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12 Oct 2022
Here is my long awaited deep dive on the mouth wizard newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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6 Oct 2022
“This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life” - my child after two minutes of a 2007 episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos hosted by Tom Bergeron
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25 Sep 2022
Been binging The Americans the last few months and I’ve decided that my favorite disguise is the Noel Fielding
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Lucas Kavner retweeted
24 Sep 2022
this interview with Brian Wilson is unmatched
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20 Sep 2022
Excuse me, Mad Men’s Vincent Kartheiser? Do you own a toilet or a car?
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8 Sep 2022
Looking like our nation’s carefully devised plan of “you do you” isn’t working out the way we hoped
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31 Aug 2022
Ars Nova 4ever
31 Aug 2022
A New York nonprofit theater, @arsnova, will allow patrons to pay what they wish this season, in an effort to make shows more accessible. nyti.ms/3q0UQWQ by @rachsherm
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26 Aug 2022
This is the headline you see when you arrive in the last circle of hell
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9 Aug 2022
Screaming “If they can do this to a president they can do it to you” as I am once again arrested for selling illegal timeshares in the parking lot of Long John Silvers
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31 Jul 2022
Me to my wife as we grab the trader joe’s peanut butter pretzels to fire up episode 26 of Love Island
30 Jul 2022
Who’s having more fun than us………… NOBODY!!
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26 Jul 2022
The Happening is perfect
Zooey Deschanel stands by M. Night Shyamalan and their infamous "The Happening" flop: "It's pretty universally not loved...I think he was going for a stylized horror, like ‘The Birds,’ and maybe people didn’t get that." variety.com/2022/film/news/z…
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25 Jul 2022
The 4 year old has announced that he started a band called “Hot Tea” and all of his songs are called “My True Love”
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