writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals ๐พ ๐พ๐พInstagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Joined July 2007
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26 Jan 2021
This was the day I met Stella, then named Missy at the ARL. She was 10 years old & had been there for 6 months- after being adopted & returned for being โdifficultโ
Iโd gone to 4 shelters looking for a dog. I didnโt want a cat. Nobody wanted her because she was mean & smelled bad
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May 31
When your rescue dog named Chicken makes the NY Times for being a chickenโฆ
instagram.com/reel/DY-zkkEjCโฆ
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May 30
Whatโs it called when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and instead of falling back to sleep, you order stuff from TikTok shop and donโt remember it until you get a package?
Because I have that.
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May 12
in a room full of people be the elephant
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6 Jun 2018
You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?
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May 17
PSA- The balloons you release for a loved one doesnโt go to Heaven, but the animals they kill do
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When I have nothing left to give, I will happily give you my last nothing.
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Apr 20
Me staring at my computer screen instead of working
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Mar 27
I don't run, it's more of a skedaddle
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Apr 20
I carry around spicy ketchup in case I come across some subpar fries
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Apr 20
Iโm a creep. Iโm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? Maโam this is traffic court.
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Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything is such an unfortunate personality type.
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21 Apr 2017
I don't smoke weed so I celebrated 420 by inhaling an entire bag of Cheetos and a sleeve of Oreos
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20 Apr 2016
I don't smoke weed, so in honor of 420 day I just ate my height in Oreos
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Mar 17
Ironically, I have to talk to myself to stay sane
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Mar 17
iโll take peace, love, and whatever she is having
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Mar 17
Being an adult is gaining and losing the same 10 pounds for the rest of your life.
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1 Jan 2017
My being lost or found depends on who's looking for me.
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Feb 13
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing
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Feb 6
you're as free as you're willing to be disliked
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