Joined October 2015
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I'm here to add a little colour to your Twitter.
Hello! 😊💜👋
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My dog and I know each other so well, we've actually got to the point where we finish each other's..
My dog: woof
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Don't assume you're stupid.
Just tweet and people will see that, indeed, you are.
Stupid.
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The first rule of tweet club is you don't tell anyone you're in tweet club.
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If you cannot show your children how you stand up for yourself and make yourself heard...
don't be surprised when they grow up to allow others to walk all over their feelings.
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Big Boi hasn't noticed the intruder in our garden yet!
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You cannot take offence to what you assume people 'may' say about you, if they haven't even said it.
Maybe you've just given your true motive away.
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Hello!
I had a really busy day tending to my garden for about six hours so now I'm putting my feet up and chilling.
What did you get up to today??
💜😊👋
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I find it quite fascinating the way Elon Musk seems to give out his Whats App and telegram number so freely to everyone he replies to.
Must be a friendly bloke.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
May 2
Nothing more humbling than realizing you're forgettable.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
May 12
The question is:
who is taking care of you?
Not logistically.
Emotionally.
Who asks how you’re doing?
Who notices when you’re depleted?
Who gives back to you without you having to earn it first?
Because you deserve that too.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
May 11
One day you’re young and crazy and the next you’re just sitting in a chair saying this is nice.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
20 Nov 2017
All I’m saying is if you know someone named Stacy never pass up a chance to make a Stacy’s mom joke.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
“It’s important to listen to your body”
My body: Let’s take a trip to Italy so we you can eat our weight in pasta.
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Them: hello, I'm *whatever their name is* pleased to meet you
Me, already having forgotten what their name is* : hello. Nice dog, what's his name?
Them: it's Bong Bong
Me: hello Bong Bong!!!
*REMEMBERS THE DOG'S NAME FOREVER*
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
Jun 12
I know im not everybodys taste,but i am everybody with great tastes,taste.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
Get in fuckface, we’re going fuckfacing.
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Claire Behind The Hair retweeted
People. Ewwww.
0 out of five stars
Do Not Recommend
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