Play football @upminstervetsfc. I've played a bit!😉⚽️Arsenal FC supporter - Views are my own… Now Alfa Male Boss of Boycie 🐶 Now working @apetitouk as a KAM

Joined April 2011
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Let the football fraternity RT this vital message With special thanks to @MillwallFC and #teddysheringham x.com/macmillancancer/status…

HT #TUN 1️⃣-1️⃣ #ENG Dear #TUNENG/#ENGTUN (male) fans, make the most of half-time. Nothing much happens anyway. Use this time to check yourself for signs of testicular cancer. It takes seconds. 👌
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He thought he won the league 😂

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RT @Salibasexual02: Throwback to when Pep Guardiola & City thought he won the league……again.
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Arsenal in the Premier League this season: 🥇 Most points (85) 🥇 Most wins (26) 🥇 Most goal difference ( 44) 🥇 Most clean sheets (19) 🥇 Most clean sheets in a row (4) 🥇 Most set-piece goals (23) 🥇 Most headed goals (16) 🥇 Most WhoScored MOTM awards (29) 🥇 Fewest losses (5) 🥇 Fewest goals conceded (27) 🥇 Fewest shots conceded per game (8.2) 🥇 Fewest yellow (51) and red cards (0) Champions 🔴⚪️🏆 #AFC | @Arsenal
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He said it’s not done 🔴⚪️🙌🏼

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Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal
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Edu Gaspar in 2023: “Here, we leave the trophy dark like this, but under there, there is a way to make that shiny. We will make that shiny [when we win the Premier League].” Jurrien Timber: “I like that, I like that!” LIGHT IT UP, BABY. 🏆💡

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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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A year ago today, one of the best days of my life

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“How many times have you watched Max Dowman’s goal?”

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My fucking Rolls Royce x.com/OnlyGifs9/status/19125…

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21 Mar 2025
18 - Aged 18 years and 176 days, Myles Lewis-Skelly is the youngest player in history to score on his senior England debut, surpassing Marcus Rashford's record of 18 years and 209 days v Australia in May 2016. Rise.
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You’ve gottta love @Ryanair lies… we have not boarded on time or in fact 1 hour beforehand.. standing out here!! we should have taken off 10:10 and here we are 11:35 Don’t kid a kidder. Seen it all before… #stanstead #delay #customerservice
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delivery for City
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18 - In the form of Ethan Nwaneri and Myles Lewis-Skelly, this was the first time that two players aged 18 or younger had scored for the same team in a Premier League game since Everton v Fulham in April 2007 (James Vaughan & Victor Anichebe). Fearless.
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Wow!! We are all utterly blown away by the support from the public in the last week and half, and no more so than by everyone who has donated to this fundraiser, hitting £200k in 12 hours. We accept no funding from the public purse to allow us to continue to fight for a criminal justice system that is fit for purpose without fear of having crucial funding pulled, so this support really will be life-changing for so many. As @MaggieOliverUK says here, every penny will make a huge difference to our small but might charity and those we support. Thank you @PatrickChristys and @GBNEWS for continuing to get behind all survivors 💜
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'Every penny we get will be used to help victims and survivors to be heard and to fight for justice in any way we can' Maggie Oliver reacts to GB News viewers' donations to her foundation to help survivors of grooming gangs. Please visit gofundme.com/f/stopgroomingg… to donate.
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FA Cup 3rd Round Saturday As a kid growing up 3rd round Saturday was one of the most important & exciting days in the football calendar Des on Grandstand, John Motson in his sheepskin coat standing in the snow somewhere, matches starting at 3pm & no VAR Those were the days
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#ODAAT is all we can do, 8yrs 9months 24days for me… however, The wolves are always at the door and each day we battle. Today we won, onto tomorrow. Keep inspiring others everyone who battles their own addictions 🙌🏼🙏🏼
6 Jan 2025
6 years sober today…thank u to everyone who as helped me along the way One day at a time 🙏
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Isn’t it interesting, you contact @Uber_Support and they try to fob you off with copy and paste paragraphs Don’t listen, don’t follow protocol or procedures and then when you ask for a formal complaint to be commenced, they say it’s against their policy! Irony #CustomerService

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Like I say, 4 or 5 times I’ve asked for their formal complaints procedure and I’ve been ignored and shut down… #FormalComplaint I’m not interested in your future conduct internally, I’m interested in my experience and you talking to me. Nothing else 👋🏽 hello 🙋🏻‍♂️ #customerservice
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