funniest shit ever was a couple months back when the IDF announced “two soldiers received minor injuries in a rocket attack in Lebanon” and like 10 minutes later Hezbollah posted a video of them getting blown 200 feet into the fucking sky

NATO liberal westoids visit their colony of Ukraine and abuse an old pensioner because he is nostalgic for the era when NATO liberal westoids couldn’t visit Ukraine and abuse old pensioners

DISTRACTION-MAXXING

Demand the resignation of Randy Fine. Sign the petition. c.org/Zfxryt9dtW

Who did this?🤣

The president of the united states tongues the wailing wall and, very respectfully, lets his trousers slide to his knees. The crowd in Jerusalem goes apey. He holds fiercely to his yarmulke and the people pop their heads from their tunnels to watch the fucking of the stone. Chants in ancient hebrew and the countdown begins. Soon the mosque will be no more. The president squeezes the detonator in his hand as he fucks, fucks, fucks away. The moon turns a cold red and Satan's voice like a wind rushes through the halls of the Holy City. There is no God in this universe. There is only pedophiles

J.D. Vance reportedly showed up to negotiations today wearing a burqa, which confused the Iranians, who then requested that he change into a suit.

Use a stronger concrete mix next time

Pedophile gets caught and goes insane

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Vatican City Is Just One Month Away From A Nuclear Weapon

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

RT @MacaesBruno: Best summary of America I have seen

Boomers when Trump explodes a residential building in the middle east for another country.

25TH AMENDMENT

President Trump, from the South Portico of the White House, with the Easter Bunny, addresses Iran:

"Please, Ayatollah, open the fuckin Straits! Praise Allah!" "..."

"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"

Israeli soldier lifecycle > shoots kids in west bank > flies f16 & drops bombs > makes tiktok blowing up a school > close encounter with hezbollah > dies