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Joined January 2018
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If you haven't been following me for a while I'm going to let you in on the biggest secret that white people aren't supposed to know about the pandemic relief programs
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These people are incapable of wearing the Red, White, and Blue. Like a cross to a vampire
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At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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James Dolan should be allowed to execute a few dozen of the most annoying Knicks fans who doubted him
A sight many wondered if they’d ever see:
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Best owner in all of sports.
A sight many wondered if they’d ever see:
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The Knicks are world champions because of Donald Trump & James Dolan's leadership.
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Knicks win their first title in over 50 years just minutes before Donald Trump’s 80th birthday. What a gift.
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If you don't vote for Diego Hitlerio your entire economy is gonna collapse too
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I really feel like somewhere around the 74th time you found yourself explaining this to people a lightbulb would go off and you’d be like, β€œyeah, no, I get it. This does sound ridiculous. We shouldn’t be conducting our elections this way.”
Replying to @Flying_Foodie
Of course there is. People who vote by mail closer to or on Election Day are different from people who vote by mail early. They're significantly younger, and are therefore more likely to vote for progressive candidates.
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1973 was also the trial of the Nixon Five: Knicks in five. The curse is lifted.
*NEW YORK KNICKS WIN FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973
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β€œIf you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.
Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation β€” POLITICO
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S03E09 - 99 of 540
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No one would ever believe that peak Woke in 2020/2021 was a real thing if it weren't for the fact that we have literally thousands of individual pieces of evidence confirming it.
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Me firing up the third version of Chrono Trigger that I've played:
There is a very specific subset of millennials and Gen X that think A Link to the Past and Chrono Trigger are the only good video games ever made
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Disclosure Day, but it’s about Scott Wiener not telling the 16 year old boy he’s molesting that he has AIDS
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Talarico is a gay guy with a woman who's playing pretend gf to help him win an election, and she's not "very beautiful." I can't believe Kayleigh Mcenany would pull that line out. She should be fired by the end of the day.
REP. BRANDON GILL: This is a much more effeminate version of Beto O'Rourke ... this is somebody who is really obsessed with children ... I think of James Talarico as a barely straight version of Pete Buttigieg KAYLEIGH McENANY: We know Talarico has a longtime girlfriend and she's very beautiful
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"Lock your door and roll up your window. Trillionaires live in this neighborhood."
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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β€œYou knew the first trillionaire?” β€œI didn’t say I knew him. I said he replied β€˜Wow!’ on my post once.”
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Literally the last libtard patriot
Confirmed: Tom Cruise is a patriot.
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There's only one map of the US over and over
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