defender of tenants / from New Orleans / unconditional China Appreciator / also fond of other Already Existing Socialist States
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The thing that people don’t get about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is that between 1981 and 2017, China reduced its poverty rate from 88% to 2.1%, accounting for 79% of the entire global reduction in poverty, according to the UN and World Bank
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Goddamn. It’s such a good feeling when your client is relieved that you’re there to help them with their landlord problems, but you’ve wanted to do only that for so many years, so to you it feels like a dream come true
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Who started the mass misinformation campaign that convinced a generation of Americans that these replaceable towels on a stick were better than the Chad mop?
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Will someone tell me what is right here in the body and why it feels like my abdomen needs to be amputated
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I was play wrestling with my friend from Israel, did she do some sneak attack as revenge for calling her a war criminal
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Let the record show I beat her
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Sure that would work better than eliminating poverty
5 Apr 2023
I am not kidding the first thing Cantrell mentioned in fighting violence was banning certain shirts. I wonder if they thought about banning dancing?
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I was in line at the corner store just now, talking about how I like Brothers more than Quicky’s as a gas station for food, and this guy in front of me turns around and goes “date night”
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I (ghost) wrote one of the articles cited here. I was working for a judicial campaign so I couldn’t have my name on it
2 Apr 2023
THREAD. A huge scandal is brewing with Joe Biden. What we feared two years ago appears to be happening. According to reports, Biden is about to nominate a U.S. Attorney despite overwhelming evidence that she committed federal felony crimes against the most vulnerable people.
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Damn this the most communist thing I ever seen
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I lost another friend to the disease of addiction today. I would need over half dozen pairs of hands to count them all by now. So many people dont care about addicts or recovery until we die.
Those who fall to addiction are growing closer and closer to me. I’m scared whose next
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I love asking landlords this when they act stupid
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“I’m calling the cops bc you didn’t leave when I told you to”
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Why is some of the anti-LGBT maga communist messaging really gay for Haz
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1:1 odds this person is from the north or the west coast
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The man publicly didn’t understand statistics and left the tweet up
28 Mar 2023
Socialists doesn’t understand what per capita means
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alpha male TOUGH GUY no betas allowed☭ ⚜️🇨🇳 retweeted
29 Mar 2023
Here’s some math. 3-2800 shootings caused by trans people. (1 in 970) Trans people make up 0.6% the population (1 in 150 people). So they’re 4x less likely to be the cause of mass shootings.
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alpha male TOUGH GUY no betas allowed☭ ⚜️🇨🇳 retweeted
29 Mar 2023
If you are transgender you should buy a gun right now
27 Mar 2023
If you identify as transgender and/or are undergoing hormone therapy - you should NOT be allowed to legally purchase a firearm
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Does my heart good to send a demand letter to a landlord who is also an adjunct professor where I went to law school
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