Catholic Twitter’s favorite snob • Married to @CatholicJPS • Mom 💖

Joined January 2026
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You can just sew dresses using sheets, it’s legal
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Emotional issues will drain me to a point of exhaustion I didn’t even experience with a newborn when I only slept 2 hours a day for 4 months
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I didn’t add lol to this. You must clap
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Anytime our daughter (3) sees a flower or a butterfly she says “ohh THANK YOU Mama Mary!!” & whenever it rains and we’re dancing in it, she says “God sends the rain, you know. This is His present” There is nothing like seeing your child experience and feel God’s love and wonder
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Life insurance is a thing. there are plenty of jobs that one can get with no degree. In fact many people with no degrees struggle to find jobs in their field. Also, why are we acting like if women DO work, something happening to her husband won’t still be incredibly life altering
This shouldn’t be glorified. If something happens to her husband, she’s screwed. She will have to start from scratch. I learned from my mother, that having your own education and your own income is SO important. Relying on your partner can be dangerous. 😩
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Ladies, men just want one thing
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Hey guys I love you so much but my brain short circuited and now I don’t care about all the discourse I started today literally at all so I’m muting it and gonna move onto wreaking havoc elsewhere
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Going to the chiropractor is so funny bc you’re like my ear hurts and they’re like that’s cause your uterus is tilted
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This is not true. Women are very insecure, indecisive, & unsure of themselves (re: how easy it was to manipulate Eve). When a woman sees that a man is good enough for another, his value goes up in her mind. That’s all it is. There are a few women who are gross about it though.
Replying to @localsweety
It's because women hold interpersonal competition in higher regard than personal accomplishment. A "taken" man is an invitation to you to show the other bitch how much better you are, and how easily you can steal her man. It's just bitch nonsense.
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twitter ruined my love life
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JP’s blonde hair is in the red. Everyone always says my daughter is blonde because of him but my daughter’s hair (the other three) is blonder than his was. So now my mom is searching in her things to find my old hair cause as a toddler I was blonde too. I’m so excited to see
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I’m so tired of people’s inability to be normal. Ballet is totally normal. I get similar comments on some of my pro-ballet content and it’s so obnoxious. The answer to our modern degeneracy is not to be an extreme weirdo.
I’m not going to reply to anyone personally about comments that ballet is “going to mess with Christian men,” but publicly, if you cannot watch ballet without struggling, that’s abnormal. Ballet is not sexual at all; it’s beautiful & elegant. You can sexualixe jazz if you want.
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I see this stuff and realize I am living a completely different life from others and am in a different reality. I may be on earth 2
married women, have you ever said yes to sex because you didn't want to deal with his moodiness if you said no?
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Also, ballet has been part of Western culture for hundreds of years. If it was really a problem, it would have been relegated to the shadows with prostitution. Instead it is a celebration of athleticism and excellence, like most other things in Western culture.
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Not to schizopost, but I really think the issue is modern men, especially white men, have been beat down so much by feminism and the like that their masculinity is atrophied to the point they feel uncomfortable with the basic reality that they are attracted to women a lot.
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You can’t even post a picture fully covered while pregnant. We can’t have anything
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In our society, men are so tied up. And they can’t just say - oh I love women. They’re all very beautiful. They have to say no just my wife is pretty and everyone else is super ugly, and in fact if a pretty woman walks past me, it’s her fault I possibly noticed her beauty.
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Many men respond by vilifying beautiful women themselves. And a lot of men would not have pent up lust issues if they came to terms with this whole thing and learned to live it freely in a holy way. Instead, they act in one extreme. Either supreme fear and self shame or lust
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Happy Flag Day patriots 🇺🇸
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