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An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow N5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using a N30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a N5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the N5,000 and the interest, which comes to N150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow N5,000. The IGBO man replies: Where else in LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only N150.41 and expect it to be there when I return.

How To Report Your Employer To The Ministry Of Labour In Nigeria. Free Process. No Lawyer. Just These Steps. Your employer is breaking the law. Not paying your salary. Refusing your leave. Sacking you illegally. Deducting your pension and not remitting it. And you think there is nothing you can do without money for a lawyer. There is. Here is exactly how. Step 1 — Document Everything Before you report anything — gather your evidence. Employment contract. Payslips. Bank statements showing unpaid salary. Messages from your employer. Any written communication showing the violation. Under the Evidence Act 2011 documentation is everything. Without it your complaint is just a story. Step 2 — Write A Formal Complaint Letter Address it to: The Director of Labour Ministry of Labour and Employment Your state capital office. State clearly — your name, your employer’s name and address, your job title, the specific violation and the period it has been happening. Attach all your evidence. Keep copies of everything. Step 3 — Submit Your Complaint Walk into the nearest Ministry of Labour and Employment office in your state. Submit your complaint letter at the front desk. Request a reference number and acknowledgment receipt. This is completely free under the Labour Act Cap L1 LFN 2004. The Ministry has the legal power to invite your employer, investigate the complaint and compel compliance. Step 4 — If They Ignore You — Escalate If the Ministry fails to act within a reasonable time — escalate to the National Industrial Court of Nigeria. The National Industrial Court has exclusive jurisdiction over employment disputes under the National Industrial Court Act 2006. Filing fees are minimal. And you can represent yourself. Step 5 — Nuclear Option — EFCC or ICPC If your employer is deducting pension and not remitting it — that is a criminal offence under Section 26 of the Pension Reform Act 2014 punishable by imprisonment. Report directly to PenCom at pencom.gov.ng or the nearest EFCC office. That one move changes the conversation entirely. Your employer is counting on your silence. Break it legally. © Damian Dondo

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As a man, no matter how powerful and connected you are, “NEVER PLAY GOD”. On April 23, 2026, when Tinubu sat with Progressive Governors Forum and ceded his primary executive authority to governors for the tickets, Uzodimma was sitting in that room as PGF chairman. The most powerful collective bloc in APC aligned behind Fubara’s direction. Now, President Tinubu went further by directing that Uzodimma’s screening committee accept only Fubara-endorsed candidates. The President has further converted the PGF to Governor Fubaras political shield and institutional gatekeeper. If Fubara’s name and signature is not behind any form, it will not pass screening exercise. Those Assembly members who fought Fubara are now in the red corner. These guys are now seriously begging for APC tickets. The 27 Assembly members who defected to APC in December 2025, promising themselves automatic tickets, have been teneciously waiting for the green light but to no avail. These are men who served Governor Fubara three impeachment notices, who signed documents aimed at removing him from Government House, who defected to APC expecting Wike’s connections to deliver their tickets inside a party whose leader is the man they tried to remove. All their behaviour points to one direction - NO TICKET. To get through Uzodimma’s screening committee, they must be on Gov Fubara’s list. And to be on Gov Fubara’s list, they must go to Government House, Port Harcourt — to the man they served impeachment notices to beg and ask for his political blessing which might not come easily or will never come. Shege Jaguar 😆 🤣 😂 This also has a negative effect to Wike’s anointing/declaration. He said, “Without his anointing, you are contesting in vain.” But the screening committee will not be asking for Wike’s anointing. This time, the committee will be asking for Fubara’s endorsement. If your name is not on Fubara’s list, the committee chaired by the man Wike cannot neutralize will not pass you through. The committee whose screening mandate has been directed by the President himself. The screening committee now has a directive: Fubara’s list is the LIST — anything else will not pass. This means Wike’s governorship candidate Chinda, who is edging toward a PDP platform precisely because the APC door is being systematically closed, cannot get an APC governorship ticket without Fubara’s endorsement. His Senate candidates cannot get through without Fubara’s endorsement. His assembly candidates cannot get through without Fubara’s endorsement. The man, Wike dismissed as needing his anointing to contest is now, the man whose endorsement determines whether anyone contests at all on the APC platform in Rivers State. Fear this life o. This is because nobody can play Every political calculation in Rivers State leading into 2027, shows Uzodimma Uzodimma as a barrier to the invasion of corrosive politics. The man who blocked Wike’s influence at the Governors’ forum is now the man who controls who gets what through the APC screening in Rivers State. That is not just political backing — it's the formalization of structural power shift through a presidential directive executed by one man Wike cannot reach, buy or talk down on. Case closed.

“Senator Oshiomhole, for the last time, if you become unruly in the Senate, we will use the same rules to remove you from the Senate.” - Senate President Godswill Akpabio tells Sen. Adams Oshiomhole, as Sen. Oshiomhole protests against new rules on Senate leadership, which will affect him, Imo State Governor Hope Uzodimma, and others from contesting for Senate presidency in 2027.

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A police officer stopped a young man's car and, upon checking it, realized that his driving license had expired. The police officer asked him why he was driving with an expired license. He answered: «They just fired me from my job, and the money I have is only enough for me to eat, pay rent, and my bills. I am from another state and I have come here to study at university. Plus, I have a job interview». The police officer had the option of applying the law and prohibiting the young man from driving his car, but he decided to listen to his heart. He parked his police vehicle, helped him tie his tie, got into the young man's car and accompanied him to the interview location. They entered together. The #police officer apologized and explained the reason for the young man's delay. They hired him! The young man got the job and obtained a temporary driving license until he raised enough money to renew his license. That's humanity!

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