Die Hard Seminole fan. I love the White Sox, Bulls and Bears. I love you Jessica, Natalia and Melanie. I can afford to pay for Twitter.
Joined May 2009
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27 Jun 2016
She looks like a super hero ready to take off. instagram.com/p/BHKtWU2Bn6a/
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White Sox beat the new number 1. And the current number 2 last week.
We have a new No. 1 in our weekly MLB power rankings 👀🔥
(via B/R's @JoelReuterBR)
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 14
The 2026 Chicago White Sox: the best offense in baseball*
*when not facing Yoshinobu Yamamoto
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The Chicago @WhiteSox:
- Have won 8 straight home series
- Took 4 out of 5 from the NL's top two teams
- Hold the AL's top record (21-11) since May 9
ALT Final score: Los Angeles Dodgers 4, Chicago White Sox 6 Team records: Dodgers 45-27, White Sox 38-32 Pictured: Colson Montgomery high-fives Andrew Benintendi Sunday at Rate Field. Braden Montgomery smiles wide in the background.
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Poor Freddy
Jun 14
SUNDAY WORLD CUP MORTAL MEGA
GERMANY -3.5 (-120)
NEED IT BAD.
🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
(World Cup Record: 2-5)
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Jun 14
That guy has no idea he’s in the presence of Freddy
Jun 14
WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!! Another insane stadium, and the roof is closed so it’s actually a little chilly in here.
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2 points last night. Lol
Jun 14
Karl-Anthony Towns finished the playoffs with averages of 15.9 points, 10.6 rebounds, 4.9 assists, 1.3 blocks and 1.3 steals in 30.4 minutes, while shooting 45.6 percent from three.
His 258 plus-minus for the playoffs is the highest single-postseason plus-minus on record.
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 14
The U.S. journey of @FreddyLA7 has led to this moment 🇩🇪
Germany faces Curaçao on FOX!
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Former Savana Banana, who was acquired for cash considerations, slugging: .460
Cubs centerfielder who Cubs fans think is having an amazing season and has a $100m extension coming slugging: .462
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 12
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Jun 11
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 12
So Musk created 4,400 millionaires today
And the left makes him out to be a bad guy. SMDH
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Jun 12
lol OPS. One of these is not like the other.
Jun 12
The NL Outfield group is so stacked this year
4 of these players aren’t even going to make the All-Star team
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Jun 12
Story of my life.
Jun 12
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Jun 12
But Fangraphs gives them better odds to make the postseason than the white sox.
Jun 11
Twins are now 65-97 in their last 162 games, which is the worst record in the American League.
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Jun 12
😂 no he didn’t.
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Texas Tech's PR strategy to defend playing Brenden Sorsby seems to be:
1. We're just trying to help a child who is also an addict
2. Hey, at least he didn't murder anyone, amirite?
3. We'll sue your ass if you don't want to play us
Did I miss anything?
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 10
I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 9
why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf
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Can someone help me, I can’t seem to figure out why the White Sox aren’t listed in the wild card standings.
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Michael Dendor retweeted
Jun 9
Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”
@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:
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