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Lou Gehrig played with ALS and hit .290
2025 “All-Star” Zach McKinstry is totally fine and he’s hitting .158
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Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat retweeted
Lou Gehrig played with ALS and hit .290
2025 “All-Star” Zach McKinstry is totally fine and he’s hitting .158
#DNMW
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15 Apr 2011
The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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May 30
Tigers now have 14 blown saves this season. That’s tied for 39th most in franchise history.
It’s not even June yet.
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Trying to victory lap @JimCosta_ when you’re the worst team in the sport and you got jailsexed by a bad team again. Tigers social media team has even less self awareness than the player they’re defending. Pathetic org
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May 28
so good we might share it 5 (FIVE!?!) different times
Wenceel leaves the yard 💣
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In a shocking turn of events, Jordan Love is not the biggest choker on the Packers roster
May 26
After a complaint on May 23 and a subsequent investigation, Packers RB Josh Jacobs was arrested this morning and booked into Brown County Jail on five charges: battery/domestic abuse, criminal damage to property/domestic abuse, disorderly conduct/domestic abuse, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.
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May 21
The Detroit Tigers
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7 Dec 2012
I love it wen I'm in a pool in I'm next to tghe bubbly thing it feel so good
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28 Sep 2012
i wonder if any family ever had a pie fight if they did they dumb as fuckk thats like 200 dollars worth of pie
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May 16
the most ridiculous possession
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Duren - a bitch
Robinson - a traffic cone
Ausar - a mental retard
Jenkins - not a real person
Tobias - 92 years old
Other than that everything is fine
#DetroitBasketball
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Disgusting basketball being played by Ausar and Duren tonight. Fucking disgraceful performances
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Tigers vs Red Sox
Framber Valdez thoughts…
NSFW headphones warning
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20 Oct 2013
Thank you to all the #Tigers fans out there for a great season!
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Reporters with dyslexia rn
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@ICE @FBI @SecretService DeJesus is currently at 2100 Woodward Ave, please do something
Apr 29
The Tigers today placed RHP Casey Mize on the 15-day injured list with a right adductor strain and placed INF Javier Báez on the 10-day injured list with a right ankle sprain. LHP Enmanuel DeJesus and INF Jace Jung have been recalled from Triple-A Toledo.
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Hey Siri, call 988
May 4
Detroit ace Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow. Such procedures typically sideline players for 2-3 months. Skubal should return before season's end, but a tough blow for the impending free agent and two-time reigning AL Cy Young winner.
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Lung popped like a balloon, but still took a deep breath and locked in. Legendary
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