So Rudy Giuliani, the cousin marrying, butt dialing, parking lot presser next to a dildo store holding, lie down on a hotel bed for Boratβs fake daughter shirt βtuckingβ, airport restaurant shaving, hair dye leaking, Covid via fart spreading former Mayorβ¦ was selling trumpy pardons for a cool $2 million a pop?
Iβm shocked! Shocked I say! π