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Down Bad Dad @MiserableParent

From the demented mind that brought you @PimpBillClinton

Joined August 2011
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These mfers look like Zoolander characters. Nugs in 6
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_
6 May 2025
"Should be good, should be fun. We're gonna find out what we're really made of. It's the game of life. It's about how you respond to getting knocked down" -Shai Gilgeous Alexander after the Game 1 loss
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CEO said don’t even think about it
Bath & Body Works@bathbodyworks
6 Dec 2024
It's happening!!!! $9.95 3-Wick Candles starting tomorrow!!
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This place is done
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MFer had to bring Great Value Melania out for Election Day bc the real one don’t fuck with him 😂😂😂😂😂
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
5 Nov 2024
Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.
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aaron.@ayroned
19 May 2024
Chet must be watching Our American Cousin cuz we are watching him get killed on the boards right now
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ian karmel@IanKarmel
9 May 2024
Sex. Drugs. Sobe Pina Colada Liz Blizz. 13 essays all about being fat in America, written together by a doctor and a stand-up comedian. T-Shirt Swim Club comes out in just over a month. Pre-order your copy today. penguinrandomhouse.com/books…

T-Shirt Swim Club by Ian Karmel, Alisa Karmel, PsyD: 9780593580929 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Comedian Ian Karmel, with help from his sister, Dr. Alisa Karmel, opens up about the daily humiliations of being fat and why it’s so hard to talk about something...

penguinrandomhouse.com
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aaron.@ayroned
19 Apr 2024
Every commercial now got more interracial couples than a AAU tournament
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Hope Little Nicky is packing them pineapples in Kissinger’s ass right about now
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Shiiiiit, this is all we had back in the day
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kofie.substack.com
@Kofie
4 Nov 2023
TikTok is great because you could just be scrolling and then get shown Ben Wallace X MF DOOM highlights
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Draymond gonna punch this dude in the nuts so fast
Josh Paredes
@Josh810
3 Nov 2023
I'm sorry, WHAT
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Is this a threat
Pubity
@pubity
25 Sep 2023
Doctor says in 10 years time, humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120.
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Reading this in Uncle Baby Billy's voice for some reason
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Tom Cruise eat your heart out
Fascinating
@fasc1nate
18 Jul 2023
An extremely brave woman jumps from plane to plane to mid-air to change a landing gear. 1926.
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brent@murrman5
1 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Patrick Lyons@p_lyons_
16 Feb 2023
couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this
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Chris E. Crowley@chrisecrowley
15 Feb 2023
Patrick Mahomes straight up sounds like Kenny Powers
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Kevin Durant
@KDTrey5
9 Oct 2009
Headed to new orleans
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Diesel 2024
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Down Bad Dad@MiserableParent
4 Sep 2011
Just paid so much for baby formula that I snorted a line of it just to make sure it wasn't cocaine.
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Down Bad Dad@MiserableParent
27 Aug 2011
Road rage doesn't have shit on "why won't this straw puncture this Capri Sun pouch?!" rage.
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Down Bad Dad@MiserableParent
22 Jul 2012
Don't get too attached to that tit, baby. It's a loaner.
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