From the demented mind that brought you @PimpBillClinton

Joined August 2011
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These mfers look like Zoolander characters. Nugs in 6
"Should be good, should be fun. We're gonna find out what we're really made of. It's the game of life. It's about how you respond to getting knocked down" -Shai Gilgeous Alexander after the Game 1 loss
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CEO said don’t even think about it
It's happening!!!! $9.95 3-Wick Candles starting tomorrow!!
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This place is done
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MFer had to bring Great Value Melania out for Election Day bc the real one don’t fuck with him 😂😂😂😂😂
Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.
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Down Bad Dad retweeted
19 May 2024
Chet must be watching Our American Cousin cuz we are watching him get killed on the boards right now
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Sex. Drugs. Sobe Pina Colada Liz Blizz. 13 essays all about being fat in America, written together by a doctor and a stand-up comedian. T-Shirt Swim Club comes out in just over a month. Pre-order your copy today. penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
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Down Bad Dad retweeted
19 Apr 2024
Every commercial now got more interracial couples than a AAU tournament
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Hope Little Nicky is packing them pineapples in Kissinger’s ass right about now
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Shiiiiit, this is all we had back in the day
TikTok is great because you could just be scrolling and then get shown Ben Wallace X MF DOOM highlights
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Draymond gonna punch this dude in the nuts so fast
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I'm sorry, WHAT
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Is this a threat
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Doctor says in 10 years time, humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120.
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Reading this in Uncle Baby Billy's voice for some reason
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Tom Cruise eat your heart out
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An extremely brave woman jumps from plane to plane to mid-air to change a landing gear. 1926.
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1 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this
Patrick Mahomes straight up sounds like Kenny Powers
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9 Oct 2009
Headed to new orleans
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Diesel 2024
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Just paid so much for baby formula that I snorted a line of it just to make sure it wasn't cocaine.
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Road rage doesn't have shit on "why won't this straw puncture this Capri Sun pouch?!" rage.
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Don't get too attached to that tit, baby. It's a loaner.
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