Always thinking about food! 🍆🍒🍍🍑🍣🌯🥓🍕🍜🍩🍛🍫🍷🍾
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20 Nov 2019
You called??
20 Nov 2019
My lord people are thick.
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8 May 2024
If I get in, I dont care what date i get I will just book a ticket even for one day! #Flysafair
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22 Mar 2024
Favorite picture of you so far in March.
Let’s have it¿
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2 Apr 2024
What a pity!
1 Apr 2024
Netanyahu undergoes successful hernia operation under full anesthesia
haaretz.com/israel-news/2024…
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2 Apr 2024
You know what phrase I think is weird? “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.”
The other day I was talking about something painful that happened to me and I said that. Then I said “wait, I would 😂”
I want my enemy to suffer, never mind my WORST enemy.
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2 Apr 2024
This was my absolute favourite book growing up. It was short stories about fairies and pixies and witches etc.
My mom gave it away to a local library as a donation when I grew older- I am still mad at her!
2 Apr 2024
Today marks 'International Children's Book Day'. 📚
Name a standout book that has stayed with you as a child and has had the most impact?
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17 Mar 2024
koekstamp ❤️❤️😘
16 Mar 2024
Y’all what birth control method has minimal effect on the body?
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13 Mar 2024
Tupac faked his death to get away from Jada 😁
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Buckingham Palace releases another photo of Kate.
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11 Mar 2024
People!
10 Mar 2024
What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?
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11 Mar 2024
What did you wear to the last wedding you attended?
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5 Mar 2024
Bolt driver swiping Left while we driving 💀
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1 Mar 2024
Megan Thee Stallion in a new ad for Nike.
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8 Nov 2023
Yes Tupperware is alive and well in SA..
My wife beennat home since April and has started a Tupper venture to create an income..
DM for more
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I AM SCREAMINGGGGGG
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1 Nov 2023
My mommy said I need to update my price list... So I listened. Here it is. Still hustling bringing you the good stuff 😍🍒 #somethingdelicious #CapeTown #baker #sidehustle
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1 Nov 2023
I really can't stand this man.
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31 Oct 2023
look at these hands!! how?? did I?? do that?
commissioned fan art of Laura and Imogen from Critical Role 🖤💜❤️
ALT digital art showing two grey hands in a ray of light, black ichor is oozing and dripping from one hand, seemingly controlled with magic by the other hand
ALT digital art of strong veiny hands with purple lightning in the veins and all around the hands
15 Apr 2023
YOU, TWITTER ARTISTS!
Show me a drawing that you still dont understand how you cooked so hard 🧑🍳🔥
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30 Oct 2023
That “me fellow South Africans” took me straight back to Lockdown days.
Chills!!
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30 Oct 2023
“That R350 grant has kept millions and millions of people out of poverty.”
Can you be further detached from reality!?
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