Big Rig Driver | Small Business Owner | Scorpio | New Jersey Native
Joined September 2009
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Jun 7
Good morning to the first daughters,
the quiet leaders, the backup parents, the strong ones.
May today be soft with you.
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Jennifer retweeted
The Jeffersons meet their future in-laws and Archie is right there to see it all ๐๐.
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Whole time I was cooking today I was snacking on raisins, and now Iโm not even hungry for dinner.
Just finished cooking a few steaks w/red & green sliced & onions, cilantro rice, and fresh green beans. I also cooked a big pot of collard greens for tomorrow. I need a nap now.
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What a horrible way to go.
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21-year-old woman died in Brazil after bungee jump workers forgot to attach her safety rope
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Ok now! โบ๏ธ
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My mom says when I was younger I couldnโt pronounce my brothers names (Gerald and Eri), so I called them Jettle and Ebbie. โบ๏ธ I still call them by those names sometimes.
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Some people didnโt get enough hugs & attention from their parents growing up, and unfortunately it shows up in their actions once they become adults.
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Spurs fan tried to fight every Knicks fan he could after the Spurs lost the NBA FINALS ๐คฏ๐
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Just a bunch of hooligans with no home training, smh. When did damaging other peopleโs property equate to celebratory behavior?
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Top 3 Favorite Comedians Today:
1. Ali Siddiq
2. Ryan Davis
3. Mojo Brooks
Top 3 Comedians Who Need to Put A New Standup Show Out NOW:
1. Bill Burr
2. Michael Che
3. Chris Rock
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Watching Kanan and I felt like that was one of my blood relatives. ๐ข๐ข
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Jennifer retweeted
Jun 13
Why donโt bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?
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Jun 13
I wanna buy a grill for my little backyard so bad. But the way I know spiders are gonna be underneath the grill cover when Iโm not using it is keeping me confined to cooking in the kitchen exclusively.
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Jun 12
Very creative.
Jun 12
She gave her designer her late moms old jeans to design her prom dress
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Jun 12
Thatโs a dinosaur. ๐ณ
Jun 11
This policeman's 113-pound flathead just shattered a state catfish record.
Patrol Sgt. Joseph Driggers was fishing a 40-foot-deep back eddy on South Carolina's Pee Dee River when a giant flathead ate his Santee rig.
After a 15-minute fight, Driggers landed the fish and South Carolina DNR biologists certified its weight at 113.7 pounds.
The catch shattered the previous South Carolina flathead record of 84.6 pounds by nearly 30 pounds and is now the largest flathead catfish ever recorded in the state.
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Jun 12
He called him weird. ๐๐๐ Iโm crying!! ๐๐
Jun 12
Cam Newton asked Saucy Santana if there are cues to identify download activity and he says no as there are gayest nggas that is really straight and Cam Newton immediately asked him if he thinks heโs gay๐๐ญ
โNo, even with your little bow tie and all that and your legs crossed, you know your little bodysuit onโ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Jun 12
The fact that he didnโt bother to tuck the bottom of the muscle top ๐๐๐๐
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Jun 12
This would be me as a news reporter ๐๐๐
Jun 11
how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet
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