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modernchef retweeted
Mar 31
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting genocide or weapons, the US had spent that money helping the people of America. They would have a much different country.
Mar 30
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country.
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modernchef retweeted
Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.
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modernchef retweeted
Nick Sirianni should never be allowed to pick an OC ever again
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modernchef retweeted
10 Nov 2025
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BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION π¦
Monday Night Football in Green Bay! When the Birds beat the Packers, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win:
1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24
3) Drop a Go Birds!
Winner selected Tuesday night! Go Birds!
***IMPORTANT***
Winner will NOT be DMβd from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.
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modernchef retweeted
29 Sep 2025
Repost if your team is still undefeated π
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modernchef retweeted
19 Sep 2025
Jalen Hurtsβ passing chart here is a joke. No long balls, no explosive plays. Everything is short and underneath. He stinks and canβt throw!
Oh wait, this is Josh Allenβs passing chart from last night. My bad
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modernchef retweeted
19 Sep 2025
This is incredible
Eagles last 19 games:
W 20-17
W 24-20
W 40-22
W 55-23
W 28-22
W 22-10
W 20-13
W 41-7
L 33-36 (Hurts knocked out in Q1)
W 27-13
W 22-16
W 24-19
W 37-20
W 26-18
W 34-6
W 28-23
W 37-17
W 28-3
W 20-16
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modernchef retweeted
20 Aug 2025
15 days until kickoff. Today dozens of the world's best quarterbacks wake up early, hit the gym, study tape and spend time away from their families so that come February, the blood sweat and tears all pay off and they can finally have a resume slightly worse than Jalen Hurts.
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modernchef retweeted
1 Aug 2025
Complete list of shortstops in the history of MLB with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases:
1) Jimmy Rollins
ALT Jimmy Rollins with a bat in red pinstripes
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modernchef retweeted
27 May 2025
to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
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modernchef retweeted
28 Feb 2025
The stuff in the White House today between Trump and Zelinski and Vance is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in American politics. I don't even know how to process it. "Bullying" seems a weird adjective to use when talking about a president...but that's what it was.
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modernchef retweeted
24 Feb 2025
Packers should try getting Jordan Love interceptions banned since they cant seem to stop that from happening either
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modernchef retweeted
10 Feb 2025
Itβs pretty crazy to be able to say βIt wasnβt even remotely that closeβ about a 40-22 Super Bowl score.
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modernchef retweeted
10 Feb 2025
when you decide to build your defensive gameplan around daring jalen hurts to beat you and then realize heβs jalen hurts.
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modernchef retweeted
3 Dec 2024
Jalen Hurts has more fourth quarter TD (5) than incompletions (4) during the #Eagles 8-game win streak.
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modernchef retweeted
3 Nov 2024
NiΓ±os jugando a pΓdola, by Francisco Goya, 1777-85
THE 180 HURDLE??? DID SAQUON JUST INVENT THIS?!
πΊ: #JAXvsPHI on CBS/Paramount
π±: atnfl.co/watch
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modernchef retweeted
29 Oct 2024
you gotta dabble in just enough recreational drug use in your youth to develop a solid taste in music, but not enough to permanently addle your brain. itβs a fine line.
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