Happy Sunday my friends Where you worship doesn't matter Who or what you worship doesn't matter How you worship doesn't matter Here is a moment of worship, from me to you

SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me ??? Waited for me to be alone... in my own front yard??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out in blood!!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and legs but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back since it was 6 against one. You should have known better!!! I might be getting old but I have a lot of fight left in me! Yeah I'm not gonna lie, I was getting a little tired, but I kept on swinging and made sure you got yours... Little Punks!!! I have to say is you started this and I finished it. I hate mosquitoes Welcome to summer

Happy pride month to home depot For not selling a single straight piece of wood!

Joe Biden pardoned thousands of pot smokers so they could spend quality time with their families and communities Trump pardoned violent insurrectionists so they could terrorize their families and communities

Welp. Midland, Texas. Again. Another mass shooting Charlie Kirk said gun deaths every year are "worth it" to keep the Second Amendment. His words still stand So does the irony of how he died. I'm not here to take your guns. I'm here asking how many funerals we owe you for the right to keep 12 of them in your living room in your quiet suburban neighborhood in case your government goes tyrannical or that roving gang kicks in your door. How many? Give me a number. Put it in writing. I really need to know

Yes, well sane ppl know that Maga is a sad, delusional, purposefully ignorant mob who will excuse their behavior at all costs. They are dug deep and I hate that there are some who truly believed they were saving the constitution They will never see that they were just tools

If your wife is in a bad mood, just take her to the pool she'll still be in a bad mood, but you'll get to see her in a bikini

If your wife send you videos of DIY stuff she knows you probably wont be able to do, then suggests hiring a professional to do them... #DocAfterDark says to show her some videos of things she probably wont do and suggest hiring a professional to do that too!

As a man I can say that this would keep me entertained for at least the price of a new washing machine.

recently I came into a bunch of money I know its odd, but I ran out of paper towels… #DocAfterDark

If I sit on your face I legally own you Squatters right! Mrs #DocAfterDark

Happy Hump Day!

Two incomes are better than one. SO make sure your husband has two jobs, so you don't have to adjust your budget!

Ladies, if your husband's annoying you, just pour some water on the floor in front of the washing machine, it will keep him busy for hours

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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet. But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay

dont feel bad for @MrsDocAtCDI I had to use her shampoo last week and backed into one of my own cars later that day.

I had to use @DocAtCDI's body wash this morning... now I can't find anything in the fridge!