Joined August 2011
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Mar 11
I am still alive, regrettably. Just not really on this here app at the moment. So, Hiiiii! π
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Mar 11
Hey @WOOLWORTHS_SA, whats with the national (and online too) shortage of women's cotton briefs in sizes that's not xxxl? Please help?
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22 Jun 2023
"We can only grow if we are forced to think beyond our own little world."
Via Charise Strandberg
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6 Nov 2024
Remember, the best defence over the next 4 years is merciless piss taking and banter. Types like himself want people to be scared of them, they have absolutely no defence against the piss being taken out of them
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4 Nov 2024
We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and thatβs okay. Remember, you are not alone.
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27 Oct 2024
Shells is a delight. Please make her dream come true?
I know itβs silly and very much self-indulgent. But Iβd like to hit 10k followers. For no reason other than I am a self-involved asshole β€οΈ
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26 Oct 2024
Made it home. Also managed a quick shop before arriving. Now, gimme zzz or gimme death. I'm not picky.
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26 Oct 2024
Need to drive from Kempton to my home in Pta. Knackered. Hungry. Obtained food but must eat at home. Let's go...
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24 Oct 2024
No one talks about how the parentified daughter who had to mature too young becomes the dissociated adult with an autoimmune disorder.
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22 Oct 2024
Super disappointed in @vodacom for not being able to transfer 10GB of prepaid data to another sim card due to a broken wifi router. This is theft.
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18 Oct 2024
One day I'll not make mistakes that get a family member angry and disappointed in me. But today was not that day. The rest of the month isn't looking great, either.
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16 Oct 2024
16 October - it's motherfluffin' Global Cat Day! Please share your feline overlords with the world. This is Bella.
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14 Oct 2024
Fabricati diem, pvnk.
14 Oct 2024
Tempus fugit
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10 Oct 2024
Waiting for another of mom's appointments at my favorite medical institution... it's too early to be this overstimulated! Nerves twanging louder and sharper than an amped-up ukulele.
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6 Oct 2024
This October really isn't being memorable in the way I wished it would be. I just want some boredom and peace and loads of NOTHING happening, I honestly can't keep up anymore. As things are going now I'm going to land up in hospital for my birthday.
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6 Oct 2024
So, I first thought I lost my phone in my friend's car, coming back from an event yesterday. Turned out it got lost-lost. Only thing I can think is that I put it ON the car instead of inside while I was helping her loading her birthday presents in, and that I forgot about it.
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6 Oct 2024
So it probably fell off somewhere on the drive back home. I'm gutted, but it does look like many things backed up properly. I had to grudgingly upgrade today, so new phone will be in play from tomorrow onwards. Folks, this is your reminder to CHECK YOUR BACKUPS.
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