got 99 problems, what's 1 more
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19 Sep 2025
Sometimes you gotta do it wrong, before you do it right.
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Jun 15
All the straight men in the world 🌎 must be proud of him😂😂❤️
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Jun 10
mfs be smacking yo girls aśs at work and all she say is "stawwwwp" 😭💀
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👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋
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Jun 10
“You can’t solve problems with violence”
*opens history book.
Well well well
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Jun 2
You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂
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May 31
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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as a Chelsea fan i can tell you that I have never seen psg win a final in broad daylight. I'm scared for them
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May 28
Can we PLEASE get AI to actually pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots have to become screenwriters?
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May 29
“A dependent woman is dependent on one man, whereas an independent woman is dependent on many” ~ Old Taiwanese proverb
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May 28
when the micro aggression is so micro that you look schizophrenic pointing it out.
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May 28
it was a black bear that killed him. a black bear.
do you know how comically retarded you have to be to piss off a black bear enough that it wants to kill you?
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May 28
“Goals are for people who care about winning once.
Systems are for people who care about winning repeatedly.”
— James Clear
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May 27
Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is shut up.
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