Joined September 2014
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Nina Simplot retweeted
6 Jun 2020
if someone at my job murdered someone and continued working at my job, i would quit my job
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21 May 2020
so happy to learn they’ve lifted social distancing rules for those who peaked in high school. party on girlies!
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Literally ever person in the United States needs to watch this. PLEASE RETWEET

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This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen an awards show do, and every day from this moment forward I will regret I was not the gay who wrote it.

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Nina Simplot retweeted
28 Jan 2020
Chairs are underappreciated
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Nina Simplot retweeted
19 Dec 2019
this is my mom’s bff john; he recently left a job that treated him poorly and went to hair school and became a stylist. he is fab. when he told me a few days ago that he has decades of his life with no photos of himself I was like hold up fun to have a different kind of model πŸ–€
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i hate humans bro .. i shouldve been a rug or some shit
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Nina Simplot retweeted
14 Nov 2019
it’s official this is the best tiktok to exist
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Me just going with the flow

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Nina Simplot retweeted
30 Oct 2019
My Uber driver is too busy transcending time and space to pick me up
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Bro body dysmorphia is SO weird wtf do I look like bro
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