Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here
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Dave Arthur retweeted
15 May 2019
If you were established in the 70s... you're my people.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
2 Jul 2019
Dang!!! They already got the new KD’s in Brooklyn Nets colors!!!!
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Dave Arthur retweeted
25 May 2019
Being over 6 foot tall is the male equivalent to having nice tits.
It’s neat.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
24 May 2019
Eating entire family size bag of M&M’s because yes indeed I have a family
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Dave Arthur retweeted
6 May 2019
No one can fuck up my shit more than I can.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
28 Apr 2019
I wonder why Trump wouldn’t want to deliver the Teacher of the Year award this year?
Oh.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
27 Apr 2019
Weird how he didn’t congratulate Heisman Trophy winner Kyler Murray on being the first pick, maybe he didn’t think it was the white time to do so.
27 Apr 2019
Congratulations to Nick Bosa on being picked number two in the NFL Draft. You will be a great player for years to come, maybe one of the best. Big Talent! San Francisco will embrace you but most importantly, always stay true to yourself. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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26 Apr 2019
Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
25 Apr 2019
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
Except gay marriage, obviously.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
18 Apr 2019
No matter which pocket my keys are in, I always check the other pocket first.
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Dave Arthur retweeted
21 Apr 2019
It’s not fucking hard.
Say what you mean and mean what you say.
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