Just be nice, for a change, or I'll duff you in.
Joined February 2009
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The tactical deployment process is a masterstroke.
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Actually a great idea.
If I need to get away from things, I go to a motorway service station. Everybody is self-interested. Nobody cares what you're up to, to the point where you're invisible. There's just something funny about these tiny islands of hyper-busy civilisation, in the middle of nowhere.
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BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1
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A reliable source, if ever I heard one.
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28 Dec 2025
🕯 10 Years Without Lemmy 🕯
On December 28th, 2015 we lost one of the greatest to ever walk the stage.
Lemmy Kilmister — the heartbeat of Motörhead, the walking embodiment of rock ’n’ roll.
Hard to believe it’s been a decade.
We remember him with loud amps, raised drinks, and nothing but gratitude for the music and attitude he gave us.
Rest easy, Lemmy.
Born to lose. Lived to win. 🤘🖤
#Lemmy #Motorhead #RIP #ThisDayInMetal #OnThisDayInMetal
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And little roast potatoes instead of strawberries.
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This is such a shame.
17 Oct 2025
I remember 1974 being in my room at the Hyatt on Sunset in LA and I heard someone playing deep and fiery guitar in the room next door. I thought “Boy, I wish THAT guy was in the band!” I looked over the balcony… He was. It was Ace. This is my favorite photo of us…
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Everyone loves a bit of Bag Lord.
8 Oct 2025
October 8th 1988 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐲 released the album “Blood Fire Death” #AFineDayToDie #Holocaust #ForAllThoseWhoDied #TheGoldenWallsOfHeaven #BlackMetal
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
The album, although mostly black metal, includes some of the first examples of Viking metal.
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It's like watching Lamar Jackson. 😉
13 Sep 2025
It's Bills week so we kinda have to post this highlight 😎
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The biggest problem was that Ramsey went down like a South American soccer star. #newyorkjets
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Happy with that. Run, run, quick pass, run. Protect the ball, work hard. Now the boos. #newyorkjets
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6 Aug 2025
late watching Masterchef let’s remind ourselves of this little beauty
also fuck off, Gregg
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None of them will amount to anything.
1 Aug 2025
Wishing everyone a wonderful Edinburgh Fringe. Here’s a throwback to our 2001 show ‘Rubbernecker’.
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Yeah, it's blinking brilliant.
15 Apr 2025
Editor of Adolescence answers your questions in an incredible one-shot
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