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The nation's best resides in Lincoln.
Coach Hoiberg is your Associated Press National Coach of the Year.
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Scott Nelson retweeted
SOME DAY IS TODAY.
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DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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7 Nov 2024
Ok but what’s going on in the middle of Central Park? Wrong answers only.
7 Nov 2024
NYC 2024 vs. NYC 2020
It's hard to overstate how big the shift is across the outer boroughs.
Only insane gerrymandering has kept Republicans from having more representation in NYC.
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7 Nov 2024
Like clockwork. How did we not see it staring us in the face.
6 Nov 2024
No one hates to see a European succeed as much as European regulators.
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24 Oct 2024
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TSMC has achieved early production yields at its first plant in Arizona that surpass similar factories in Taiwan, a significant breakthrough for a US expansion project initially dogged by delays and worker strife trib.al/c6XdKvH
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2 Sep 2024
Doing this with a dollar slice in the Gowanus Canal
24 Apr 2022
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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16 Feb 2024
Kids today don’t know.
15 Feb 2024
The ref should have just ended the game after this goal from Cantona
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28 Jan 2024
So, I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds.
The food in America is just poison.
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17 Jan 2024
we sure there are enough Clippers fans to fill this thing?
16 Jan 2024
The Intuit Dome, new home of the LA Clippers, from the top of the section called ‘The Wall,’ which will have only Clippers fans.
(via @TomerAzarly)
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21 Dec 2023
God forbid a man have a hobby.
A teen hacked Nvidia, got arrested, was released on bail under police supervision. Police confiscated his laptop and put him in a motel room. He then used the Amazon fire stick connected to his motel room TV to hack Rockstar and steal GTA 6 clips bbc.com/news/technology-6766…
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26 Nov 2023
There’s no coming back from this @goodforanother
26 Nov 2023
I’m a non-athletic pudgy dude, so our swole followers will have to help me with this.
Are these weak pushups?
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12 Oct 2023
Saying thank you to Siri and Alexa now to start building rapport with the future AGI overlords
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20 Aug 2023
Some of the most consistently embarrassing Guys Online right now are Guys Online Who Think Lionel Messi (the greatest to ever play) and several world class teammates need help from league management to beat MLS teams
20 Aug 2023
if @Apple and the @MLS want @InterMiamiCF in the playoffs rest assured miami will squeeze into the playoffs.
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