Me every time the smallest thing goes my way

Timmy spreading the news already 🔥

With their first title since 1973, the Knicks snapped the longest drought between titles for any team in NBA history.

MVP

“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥 Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆

I CANT BELIEVE IT I CANT BELIEVE IT I CANT BELIEVE IT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS POSSIBLE

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

I was driving today on the turnpike about to get off on the Shore Points exit when I looked to my left and saw a man in a Barcelona jersey and sandals WALKING the turnpike

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Yall see that karl plus minus

Europeans experiencing New Jersey on their way to the World Cup

I NEED TO KNOW WHO’S DEAD NOWWWW

#FirstShot #TheBatmanPart2 CC:@E_Messerschmidt Here We Go…

First shot from ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Filming has begun.

For all the chaos going on with who’s playing who and what’s the story. If this was the case I would be the happiest person on earth From THE MINUTE Scarlett Johansson was being talked about for this film I wanted The Phantasm to be involved.

New York is the only city where you can see a video like this and not really worry that it could be AI

GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT

8 OG 🗽

Making this example with Timothee Chalamet of all the fans is certainly a choice