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America is actually the perfect country to host the World Cup. Because a little bit of everyone is already there.
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The funniest thing about Europeans praising MetLife stadium is that its objectively the worst stadium in the NFL
😍 My god. The MetLife Stadium is a colosseum.
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What the World Cup has shown us so far: Propaganda has worked immensely. Americans are taught that our country is nothing special. Europeans are taught that America is a horrible country. Europeans visiting are reminding us that none of it is true.
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The Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 is on the march to Fenway Park. Fenway is going to have the best vibes it’s had all year tonight

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If you want to know why we’re seeing so many amazed threads from foreigners about how awesome America is, allow me to tap the sign:
America is unfathomably wealthy in a way that both confounds foreigners and blinds natives to how good we have it.
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The most hilarious part of watching all these Europeans losing it over America is that they're floored by stuff like Chipotle and Cracker Barrel. They have no idea how much we could blow their minds if we really wanted to. You think the fried chicken at Golden Corral is great? My dude may I introduce you to our local small town diner.
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I just had an out of body experience
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It’s been a terrific week of Europeans experiencing and opining on all the great things in America. I’ve been talking up hot American breakfast and black coffee for a while. But this gentleman absolutely nails why we’re doing temperature right
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RT @LJS527: I hate Elon but it's got nothing to do with his money. He deserves credit for his successes in business. And I wish people woul…
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Gunnar Henderson on being hit by this pitch in the 9th: “They had their two opportunities in my previous at-bat and missed, so thought that should have been end of it. But I guess they were trying to get payback, so I guess we're even now.”
Padres reliever Ron Marinaccio is ejected by the umpires after hitting Gunnar Henderson with this pitch with two outs in the 9th inning. Manager Craig Stammen goes out to argue the call and is also ejected.
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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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Reminder that there were actual people on this website like 2 weeks ago who said this was a bad signing
Pete Alonso since May 20: .306 BA .396 OBP .588 SLG .984 OPS Alonso has 16 homers this season. He’s on pace for 36.
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Ballparks don’t get much prettier than this
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In our unbiased opinion, this sunset rocks 😍
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Baseball skies and Gunnar’s 100th HR 🧡🧡🧡 #birdland
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100 career home runs for our country boy! Congrats, Gunnar 👏
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The deliberate inability of people to understand — on the day of SpaceX’s IPO no less — that Musk doesn’t actually have $1 trillion in cash to be grabbed by the revenuers and redistributors is kind of amazing.
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Gunnar Henderson led the 2025 Orioles in walks with 62 Taylor Ward walked for the 62nd time this year in the Orioles 71st game. He's on pace to break the Orioles single season record by more than 30 walks!
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Most people don't understand the difference between having billions in the bank, liquid, & having ownership shares in companies worth billions. And I think it would behoove the media to explain this once in a while.
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Colton Cowser wouldn’t have done any of this if Mike Elias had optioned him to Triple-A when some fans demanded it. Cowser was playing poorly earlier this season, and frustration was understandable. But the Orioles were right to wait this out, and they’re being rewarded for it.
Colton Cowser over his past 69 plate appearances since May 17: .311 BA .377 OBP .672 SLG 1.049 OPS Cowser has milked seven homers during this stretch.
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The Scots have arrived in Massachusetts for World Cup and they are playing bagpipes at 6:30 am to get ready

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