I’m here till it shuts down.
Joined November 2021
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“What’s my approval rating?”
- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.
“Could it get lower?”
- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-
“Kill the ponies.”
- Wha-
“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”
- Sir, they’re endangered
“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”
Exclusive from @oliver_wright
Dartmoor ponies could be subject to mass culling to reduce the impact on biodiversity after a controversial ruling by the government’s environmental quango
Natural England has demanded that all livestock grazing on the moor is reduced by about 75 per cent to protect other habitats, plants and species
The move looks set to result in the culling of up to nine in ten of the semi-wild ponies as farmers prioritise their own cattle and sheep to remain within Natural England’s limit to minimise the impact on their own livelihoods
Natural England argued that the move was necessary to protect the diversity of Dartmoor, which is a designated site of special scientific interest
However, the plan goes against a government commissioned review into the future of Dartmoor, published two years ago, which concluded that Natural England “should not take actions likely to result in a reduction in pony numbers”, adding they were “invaluable for conservation grazing”
The move has led to claims that the quango is acting as judge, jury and executioner of the ponies — a species which is itself seen as endangered
Dartmoor ponies could be put to death under biodiversity plans
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can you please shave
The President has been clear from day one: Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.
Once again, President Trump's efforts to establish peace have paid off for the American people, despite countless attempts to thwart it by people who hate America and President Trump.
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Jun 14
It's a German tradition dating back all the way to 2002.
Humiliated teams by Germany since then:
2002 - Saudi-Arabia
2006 - Costa Rica
2010 - Australia
2014 - Brazil
2018 - Germany
2022 - Germany
2026 - Curacao
Every World Cup, it feels like Germany picks one country that they want to humiliate
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Jun 13
I love warning people two weeks in advance. Multiple derechos from Northern Plains to Corn Belt already.
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Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 12
Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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Jun 12
There's a datacenter out there consisting of only kirk-trained data
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"Wasn't that fun, kids? Onward to the next one!" - Miss Frizzle probably
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Jun 9
They'll swarm Trump and all that will be left is a pile of bones, like cartoon termites eating a house
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Never deleting this app
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Jun 5
Behold: McDonalds Douglas F/A-18
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"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."
No civilizations with technology as advanced as that in Star Wars would have failed to invent something as basic as guard rails around yawning chasms.
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IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)
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Jun 4
the best gag in 007 First Light is Bond driving increasingly bigger vehicles throughout the game
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Jun 4
Inspiring to know however bad you or I may think we are at writing worlds, it could always be worse. Much worse.
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“We gave North Macedonia 750 million euros in development funds to build public infrastructure. They spent it on replica Greek temples made of concrete with white plastic cladding to look like marble, and a statue of Alexander the Great pointing a sword at Greece.“
Jun 3
We gave North Macedonia 750 million euros in development funds to build public infrastructure. They spent it on replica Greek temples made of concrete with white plastic cladding to look like marble, and a statue of Alexander the Great pointing a sword at Greece. In a flood plain
Community note
The Skopje 2014 project that built these structures was funded by the North Macedonian government budget, not EU development funds. The Alexander statue faces east toward ancient Persia, not Greece. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skopje_20… balkaninsight.com/2015/07/27/tru… uncomfortableoxford.com/alexander-the-…
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Jun 3
when ur getting a swordjob and she's giving you straight hilt
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Jun 3
why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration
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