It's so weird that Israel bombed Iran and murdered dozens of schoolgirls immediately after Iran burned an effigy of the demon that they absolutely do not worship nor sacrifice children to.

Math is ontologically real. Numbers exist independently of the human mind and the material world.

Meep meep ass locale

To those who saw the news, yeah this is going to change vagueposting forever

Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe

Amazing how much older people looked back in the day. Sean Connery was 28 years old in Indiana Jones and the last Crusade.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

RT @ayanyx: 8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

Tweets from 3150 BC

how do asexuals pee if they dont have private parts

"no hay que comprar ropa usada porque está cargada de malas energías" Sisi seguro que la ropa nueva hecha por niños tailandeses esclavizados tiene una energía bárbara.

A short story: Indian guy wishes for total ethnic cleansing in Gaza. Later, his son goes missing after a US missle struck the ship he was sailing in.

[on my death bed] "Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

Teach👏 your👏 boys👏 not👏 to👏 stab👏 people👏

NPCs discover thinking by imitating ChatGPT.

Decades ago, the US bourgeoisie initiated a long-term conspiracy to "attract" the "best talent" from all over the world, in order to suppress wages. As a bonus, they could claim to be "multicultural" and tolerant. As a second bonus, they got an additional vector for their culture wars, to distract their population from class war. There is not enough weed in this world to appreciate how successful this strategy has been. Literally 100% of all anti-immigrant AND pro-immigrant sentiment derives directly and entirely from this conspiracy.

Ppl act like u cant tell AI writing but u literallt can. Cuz ai can never describe anything normally. Its always: "Namjoon picked up the book. Not aggressively. Not peacefully. Just...enough to hold it in his hand" And its that repeated over and over 200 em dashes and shit 😭

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

Dear liberal Zionists….

I just got off a work call. This H1-B Indian thing is out of control. There were 3 Indian guys at my workplace 5 years ago. All capable. One very good. Better than me. Now I'm flooded with Indians and they're not only not good, there of negative value. They don't know how to do anything above a rudimentary cave man level. The programming equivalent of banging a rock against a piece of wood. I'd fire at least 5 of them today, not for any reason having to do with "deserve." I don't care if we pay money to people who don't "deserve" it. God bless. Enjoy your free money. It's because everything they touch is made worse and creates more tech debt than it does value. I need to get my resume out there, because this place is out of control and is going to fail on the backs of Indian morlocks. It's SHOCKING the tribalism of Indians. I couldn't hire a white guys this dumb because I'd die of embarrassment.