Just my back up trying something new

Joined February 2022
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My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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You can just do that thing where I just smile and wonder
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Just one of those days where my only mode is lazy
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Thought about telling my neighbor how much I admire her clematis, but it sounded too weird in my head to say out loud.
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someone posted 'be kind' and then spent the afternoon fighting in the comments
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Living a happy life is the biggest fuck you of all.
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Pro Tip: You can't offend everyone at once, you have to lay low, strategize and plan correctly.
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Iโ€™d be a billionaire if I could invent a device that lets you smack stupid people over the Internet.
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Never doubt the power of music. A good song can do wonders for the soul.
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You brag about owning nice stuff. I brag about owning my insanity. We're not the same.
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We are too scared to want what we want.
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The only fucking proof I have abs is they are fucking sore from golf and laughing like a fucking hyena
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Ever wonder how french kissing came about, like who thought theyโ€™d like to lick someone elseโ€™s tongue?
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I give people space by forgetting about them.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.
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Fact: The Lone Ranger was not really alone - Tanto... HELLO!
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His parents said he could be whatever he wanted to be in life. So he became sexy Susan on the interwebs.
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can i come over there and restart differently
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deep conversations are the love language of soul connections
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let me kiss your love blend of kindness and quiet prettiness
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Alexa, ask me every night at 9 pm what I want for dinner the next day...
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