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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

Joined August 2012
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I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.
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Jen@SleepEatScream
May 11
It’s never too early to give up and go back to bed.
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C 🇨🇦@SelfInFocus
10h
Let me slip into something more comfortable [crawls out of my own skin]
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66
9h
You can just do that thing where I just smile and wonder
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C 🇨🇦@SelfInFocus
12h
Put on the sunscreen. Reapply the sunscreen. Become one with the sunscreen.
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S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler@_indica_sky
23 Jun 2025
the trees know things
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted
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Damn I fucking eat alot for someone who expects to wear clothes
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Michael@michaelo2016
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For someone who likes to think he’s intelligent I sure have done a lot of dumb stuff.
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Always Around
@_Always_around_
6h
All I ask for from s affection, love, respect and support. Those things I share freely. That is the hole in my heart. The lack of affection.
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Stu, For Real@StuForReal
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It is either too hot for the birds to sing or some serious shit is about to go down
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aLittleLeftOfNormal@LeftOf_Normal
13h
I love how nobody is getting distracted, disturbed, scared or worried about the 8 non-human species living with us!!
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Michael@michaelo2016
11h
If sarcasm is truly a learned behavior then I should have a PHD by now
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Mark@rage69chaos
8h
At my age I don't have time to woe you, sooooo you wanna get busy or nah.
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56
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I remember touching a classmates boob in third grade and she said: "Oh great. Now I'm pregnant." I still think about that.
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Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82
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I'm at my most dad when I stick my belly out to take a picture of something.
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𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫@meh_thinks
10h
Just because you would do it for them, doesn't mean they would do it for you.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted
18h
Dear sleep... sorry we broke up this morning I want you back
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RT @alinhumairaa: my father asked about my worst and sweetest experience in my early 20s. he said, "worst first" I replied, "I saw snakes.…
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted
17h
Show me a view you can't forget! Here's mine: Maui sunsets are embedded in my brain
Medusa@Gorgon_Girl
Jun 13
Show me a view you can’t forget. *Chiang Mai, Thailand. My second home *
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Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred
May 29
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just being supportive
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde
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The only fucking proof I have abs is they are fucking sore from golf and laughing like a fucking hyena
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