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Goobermensch retweeted
Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.
Americans will call a chicken burger a ā€œchicken sandwichā€ even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
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Goobermensch retweeted
it's ultimately a fairly superficial thing to care about, but from a cultural and historical viewpoint it sucks that the 250th anniversary of this country is going to be celebrated as a tacky white trash kegger for inbreds. deeply dishonorable. we deserved better.
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The art of the deal baby
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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Goobermensch retweeted
His name isn’t ratatouille his name is Remy the ratatouille is the food he makes he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s Remy and the human’s name isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually Linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na
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On one hand I do agree that we mostly just need to ignore people like this, but I don't think it's good long term that so many people have latched onto an incompetent demagogue and view his every failure as a conspiracy.
President Trump fixes the reflecting pool and a week later it’s green again, loaded with algae… Sabotage… Vandalism? I believe it is. The left can’t stand Trump, American greatness and his quest to make DC beautiful again. What a shame!
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It's like a science experiment for people who don't believe in science
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This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.
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2009 - 2014 or so was the worst era ever for popular music and I don't think it's particularly close
2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg
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Goobermensch retweeted
this is how it’ll be when It Happens
Hear the exact moment Manhattan lost its mind
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Goobermensch retweeted
Hot take. It’s okay to be uncomfortable. That’s just how you feel in public sometimes and everyone needs to accept that. ā€œBut I’m uncomfortableā€ Okay, that’s fine. You’ll learn to handle it.
Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about
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Goobermensch retweeted
Everything's a conspiracy if you have no idea how anything works
President Trump fixes the reflecting pool and a week later it’s green again, loaded with algae… Sabotage… Vandalism? I believe it is. The left can’t stand Trump, American greatness and his quest to make DC beautiful again. What a shame!
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Goobermensch retweeted
love the idea that the jews can rig games for the Knicks but chose not to for 53 years
The New York #Knicks star Jalen Brunson married a Jewish woman in 2023 and then 3 years later wins a rigged NBA championship. All sports are rigged and controlled by certain groups...
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The European mind cannot comprehend Cincinnati, Ohio.
We have cities where millions of people spill out onto streets, fill restaurants until midnight, and occupy squares that were old before America had a flag. We don’t need a $60 million concrete bowl surrounded by a car park to feel alive on a Wednesday night. But yes. Remarkable stadiums. For children.
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Goobermensch retweeted
Not believing in science can really bite you in the ass.
$14 million ā€œbeautificationā€ and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like ā€œAmerican flag blue.ā€ Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.
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Goobermensch retweeted
Kinda funny how England is having just the worst time here lol
The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City. The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]
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Goobermensch retweeted
If I cure cancer I will get very rich. And a bunch of people on this site will apparently find my sudden wealth outrageous.
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Elon Musk really had the best reputation in the world not even 10 years ago and he fumbled it by being the biggest fucking chud to ever exist
This guy hasn’t posted to YouTube in six years. I wonder how he’s doing.
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Goobermensch retweeted
The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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Goobermensch retweeted
People online now love to do this thing where they list a whole bunch of trumped up horrible accusations and then at the end they sneak in the really petty thing they're actually mad about
It's simple, really. Just don't be racist. Don't be pedophilic. Don't be a mysoginist. Don't run away from controversy when being called out. Don't be dismissive towards your fanbase, especially your PoC fans. Actually give all of your characters the development they need
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Mamdani's got the mandate of heaven
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