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Offchain_Wizard retweeted
@krakenfx Agent Zero submission Public good wizard arb layer. Watches Kraken DotSwap on Bitcoin L1. Fires real trades when the spread clears fees. Uses the profits to buy and burn $MIM on-chain. Runs unattended. Verifiable in a block explorer. magicinternetmoney.party/wiz… 🧙
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Ever wondered what will be the mint price for upcoming 10k @bitcoinwizardry collection ? Easy. Just use the magic wand number
Everyone can use @elonmusk's "Magic Wand Number" and "Idiot Index" They're universal ideas, helpful in any industry.
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i was looking forward to minting the 10k collection on ME, now we minting on ord.net
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If the conventional wisdom is to respect the pump, does that mean we should also disrespect the dump? $MIM
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Wizards around the world are getting restless. In anticipation of the inevitable 10k Bitcoin Wizards mint, let’s have Harry Dresden, an honorable wizard, ask @mavensbot for the mint info on our behalf.
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It looks like MS Paint 🪄
What does an art event look like when it’s born from internet culture? We’ve been testing that question for years Still unfinished. Good.
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Stablecats: Natcats investment thesis. All 1st Generation Cats come with a default generation specific perk that no future generation will have (no neck stripes). As new generations mint, this category becomes increasingly scarce and potentially more valuable. Current supply: 4 generations × 2,016 cats = 8,064 total. 1st Gen = exactly 25% of the collection. Next gen mints = 2,016 cats → total 10,080. 1st Gen instantly drops to 20% → 25% rarer. Lady’s and Gent’s I present to you the stablecat. Collection inflates 25%. 1st Gen cats become 25% more rare. Originally 1 in every 4 cats was 1st Gen (rarity factor = 4) After Gen 5 it becomes 1 in every 5 (rarity factor = 5) That’s a 25% increase in relative rarity. When is the next generation coming? Nobody knows. But if you’re thinking long term, stablecats are a no‑brainer.
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I’m rich!
I’m rich!
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Ever wondered why digital collectibles collapsed? ❌Oversupply and market saturation. ❌Fake scarcity. ❌NFTs being non-productive assets. ❌Build on fragile human trust. ❌Rewarding speed over commitment. ❌Flawed airdrops dynamics. ❌PFP monoculture. Result? Loss in liquidity, value, attention, and trust. What if Bitcoin itself could fix every single one of those problems ? Meet #NatCats a Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cats System. x.com/Offchain_Wizard/status…

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I'm thinking I should send this to @elonmusk, so he can PFP it. What do you guys think? @bitcoinwizardry
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You may not like it, but this is what peak feline performance looks like 😼
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Offchain_Wizard retweeted
@Satflow Can you guys get images up on some of the other DMT collections just like you have for "The Royals" collection? Other DMT projects could use some love too. One of my favorites is this one... satflow.com/ordinals/dmt-una… @unatpepe
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Few collections capture the origins of both Bitcoin and Ordinals the way Nakamoto Archives does. satoshinakamoto.art Be sure to check it out ✨
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Real Bitcoin Cat and Real Bitcoin Wizard
Celebrating 1 year since the $30 milly @TaprootWizards mint, since neither their team nor community has put a spotlight on this great year for them: 1) from 0.31 BTC auction to .03 btc floor now (90% pullback, straight line down: immaculate tbh) 2) 1,000 quantum cats valued at $700k vs. $11mm in pre-mint snapshot below (straight line down, clean 95% 🤌) 3) down 97% on investment in @aixbt_agent 4) hatred toward runes yet invested in ICP runes platform which gets hacked all the time 5) half the team from time of mint has left meanwhile 6) only two team members from mint times still rock the PFP 7) none of the people who were paid to rock PFP pre-mint still rock the PFP 8) no discussion of BIP420 whatsoever anymore Look fwd to seeing more of this in year two! 🎉🥳👏
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Offchain_Wizard retweeted
As Poelstra explained: there’s no clean way to filter Ordinals without breaking legitimate uses or pushing data into worse hiding spots. Ordinals are here to stay. Bitcoin is a permissionless, fee-based protocol. If people pay the fees, the data stays on-chain. That’s the market at work, not a bug. Let the fee market do its job.
evergreen explainer about the spam problem fundamentals, from Andrew Poelstra (@blksresearch). read a few times, very carefully to adjust intuitions.
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Offchain_Wizard retweeted
Pico bottom of Ordinals sentiment and both @rodarmor and @realizingerin are in the final 4 Clear who the most active community on BTC is Makes sense seeing that’s what over 50% of transactions are
#MaxiMadness🏀 Final Four 🧵 The Road Ends Here📍 — Pause whatever you're doing and vote below ⏬
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There are 9 alien punks in #CryptoPunks and 9 golden cents in Rutherford Chang’s #CENTS ETH and BTC each got their own tiny pantheon of 9 grails. Two chains, two cult rarities, one magic number of specimens.
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