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Apr 26
You know, in hindsight, I am mildly surprised that Liam Rosenior did not continue his "manager" quote with:
"After all, I am Ro-SENIOR. And a senior is an 'AGED MAN', innit?"
#CFC #RevolvingDoor #Manager #Rosenior
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Jun 14
It pains me to see CFC LDN taking such shameless advantage of one of the most beloved personalities to pass through this institution.
But it also makes me warm and fuzzy thay he's never refused a call for the Blues...
#CFC #Legend #Hazard #OnceABlue 💙
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Jun 14
PS: Everytime they use this guy to hawk something nonsensical, I know the penny-pincher are cooking something big behind the scenes...
Wonder what they are cooking this time...
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Jun 14
Oh.
Well, looks like he'll be eating paella and drinking Estrella more often then.
Good luck, Cucu. Thank you for your service. 💙
Gonna miss that crazy hair of yours around these parts...
#CFC #Transfers #Cucu
Jun 14
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Jun 14
Interesting take but it changes the game into a whole new game.
The current game is a test of endurance intelligence chemistry.
With infinite subs, endurance and intelligence become battery packs. And chemistry gets replaced with playbooks.
a.k.a. American football 🏈
Jun 12
I know this is a stupid American take... but every time I watch soccer, I cannot figure out the limited substitutions rule. Look how tired these players are. Just let them substitute. Think of how slow basketball would be if the same players had to play 48 minutes straight.
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Jun 14
There will come a time when people will need to be reminded that Olivier Giroud also played for Arsenal...
He did not score a great many goals for us but he scored many great goals for us, for sure!
#CFC #OG #Giroud #OnceABlue 💙
🗣 Olivier Giroud: "Once a Blue, always a Blue." 💙
Still a fan favourite amongst many Chelsea fans @_OlivierGiroud_ 🫱🏻🫲🏼
(🎥 @BBCSport)
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Jun 14
Capitalism has the money to buy the best PR agents, duh!
Jun 13
2010. South Africa. They said theft will be at an all-time high. Unsafe for world cup. Didn't happen.
2014. Brazil. Complained about some of the remote places the venues were. Unsafe for players. Didn't happen.
2018. Russia. "It's not a democracy". There would be marginalization. People would not even be free or allowed entry. Didn't happen.
2022. Qatar. " Slave built stadiums ". A morally bankrupt nation. " It cannot be fun". The tournament is horrible. No alcohols. Religious intolerance. Didn't happen.
2026. US. All the above happening.
We see.
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Jun 11
Someone talking about narrative, while not recognising they themselves are peddling one, never ceases to amaze me.
Plenty of Chelsea fans agreed Noni had the talent.
What frustrated me is his inability to work with (or sometimes for) the team...
#CFC #Noni
Jun 10
Noni is going to get stick for the finish. Wrong decision, it can happen.
What he doesn’t get anywhere near enough praise for is how much he works the opposition full back.
So many team mates benefit from the constant jabbing and punches he’s throwing at the opposition full backs, throughout the game.
Narrative is such an odd thing. People have made their mind up about someone and just wait for anything to confirm that for them, whereas other players are given so much more goodwill due to narrative things get ignored
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May 30
Everything is potential engagement material for this guy, FFS.
He's the Mr. Beast of footy twitter.
May 29
Atlético Madrid official statement on Julián Álvarez. ⤵️
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May 30
Ever since this guy came up with the 5 cm tolerance "explanation" BS, I tend to take everything he says as if it were coming from a propoganda mouthpiece.
I want to mute him but then I wouldn't know how deep the propogandists at BBC have infiltrated...
#CFC #BBC #Propoganda
May 29
REVEALED!
Every Premier League VAR and refereeing error this season
🟥 Arsenal escaped 3 red cards and 3 penalties - actually received 0
✅ Gunners & Chelsea benefit from most ref mistakes
❌ Leeds the ONLY club not to gain from a referee or VAR error
👇
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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May 25
When asked by a reporter about what happens if Chelsea don't qualify for Europe, he said something along the lines of, "You know I'm just the interim manager, right?"
That speaks volumes about his 'desire' to be at the top.
Figurehead.
#CFC #RevolvingDoor #Manager #MacFarlane
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May 25
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you craft good engagement bait.
May 24
Arsenal end the season with zero penalties conceded and zero red cards in Premier League. ❤️🤍0️⃣
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May 25
Why do our academy players "look" like academy players when playing for Chelsea but develop - physically and visually - into full grown adult men the moment they join another club?
Are we feeding them growth-suppressing hormones at Cobham?? 😭😭😭
#CFC #Youth #Tyrique
Tyrique George with another good cameo for Everton, their fans want to sign him up.
Didn't know he could move like he is here, his physical development is really coming.
He's about to bang, but Chelsea will sell, it's what we do best, and keep Garnacho.
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May 25
Oh yeah, he's off to Madrid.
(Unless Madrid have a faulty fax machine, for some reason.)
#CFC #Transfers #Enzo
🚨JUST IN: Enzo Fernandez wants to play UCL. [@JacobsBen]
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May 24
This is a cool sentence.
Because you can replace Cucurella with any player in the world and it will hold true at some point...
May 24
Look what happens when Cucurella doesn’t have a system that covers his flaws…
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May 24
Agree with this, HARD.
The only player that I can think of - that we could be used to accuse us of being a "selling club" - is probably Eden Hazard and even THAT would be stretching it...
#CFC #Transfers #Hazard
May 24
We’re not a selling club. There’s no player we’ve sold that didn’t deserve to be sold. There’s only problem has always been replacing them adequately.
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May 24
Mikel Arteta.
🤷♂️
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