ER doc, Aggie, Curmudgeon. Yes, it's me.
Joined February 2024
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Jun 9
Wonder if the Democrats are going to be burning down South Dallas tonight?
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May 22
My opinions on vaccines to a friend. Just my thoughts, nothing else.
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May 21
Mi Esposa just called and wanted to know if I was ok because she wasn’t there to make me dinner tonight.
I sent her this pic. It’s haggis and mushy peas out of the can.
All is well.
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May 20
Much as I loved Neil Peart, I also admired Dusty Hill.
I love Rush. Grew up with them. I wish they were Texans.
But I gotta go with ZZ Top for the Best Noise ever made by three dudes. Miss them. Remember them from New B in the mid-late 70’s.
I got old.
youtu.be/Gg9cNGHl-bg?si=MI1k…
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May 12
This has gotta be satire.
May 11
Flying today. ✈️
Still not panicking about #Hantavirus… yet… but you can never be too careful when exchanging air with people from everywhere - especially w/ asthma.
Riskiest moments? Boarding takeoff/landing, when the plane filtration is off.
Stay safe out there. 😷
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May 11
Greatest day in your life is when your 11 year old screams "Hey dad! Come here! You gotta see this!"
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May 8
Never seen a better endorsement in my life.
May 8
BREAKING: The World Health Organization is advising everyone not to take Ivermectin to treat hantavirus.
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May 6
Dependent, borderline, avoidant, and paranoid personality disorders are the most easily indoctrinated.
It’s a fascinating study.
May 5
What do Americans do when it’s 130F outside? They drive their combustion engines in hoards to their local fossil fueled store to buy all the A/C’s last minute so they can all unknowingly heat the planet even more & bring on extinction sooner in exchange for short term comfort!
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May 1
Seriously. No one is this stupid.
There is room to debate whether Dr Morens & Dr Fauci correctly assessed that the pandemic's probable origins were a zoonotic spillover. Most scientists agree with them, as do I. But asserting a lab leak w/o evidence offers little public benefit in the context of a prosecution.
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Apr 30
Wow. This got a bump.
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Cole Allen
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Apr 29
It’s terrible. The people are horrible and their food is even worse.
Apr 28
anybody live in texas and care to tell me what it’s like
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Apr 28
Holy shit.
Apr 28
OBGYN just told my wife to go on SSRIs during pregnancy
I asked if there’s studies she can show to make us comfortable
She said she doesn’t sit around reading medical literature but 70% of her patients are on them while pregnant
We have a health crisis in America
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Apr 28
Staphylococcal food poisoning comes from eating potato salad left out on the picnic table too long.
The pathognomonic sign is the patient that is incessantly puking and screaming "Kill Me!" between breaths.
Start with IV Reglan/Benadryl. Hydrate bigly. Let the diarrhea run.
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Apr 28
The best way is to take them bowling.
At 1 beer/frame they’ll have to piss at least three times.
Apr 27
Where/how does one obtain coyote urine?
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Apr 20
This 👇👇👇
Apr 20
97% of scientists agree with whoever is funding them.
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Apr 11
About 2008-2010. Kids were young.
On the Frio under a tree and casting out to likely spots.
Fella in green walks up and asks how I’m doing. I don’t say anything, just finish reeling in. As the weight comes up (no lure/bait) he says "ah… sorry to disturb…" and walks off.
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Apr 11
Yup.
Apr 11
How many passed out gay meth escorts did you rape with your Serial Killer BFF Ed Buck?
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