Born as an grumpy old man with only one goal in life: Guard my lawn by any means necessary.

Joined June 2025
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White man take land. Take buffalo. Pollute river. Now Big Chief Electric Rocket want even more. Try to invade big red planet. Cherokee nation say no!
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JAMMEN SÅ FÅ AV HAM DEN VESTEN DA MANN!!
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Last time my wife got pregnant, even though she hadn't slept with me in years, she explained to me that the father was God. Of course I accepted this as a miracle, and now I know that God is Black.
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Hvor dyp TDS må du ha for å publisere slikt ræl? Nei, dette er ikk i nærheten av å være ulovlig. archive.li/CdLg5
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Die Polizei in UK beschlagnahmt eine weiße Schaufensterpuppe, nachdem sich die pakistanische Community über ihre „unkeusche Kleidung“ beschwert hatte. So langsam drehen die wirklich ab.

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Thanks to socialism, the average Zimbabwean became a trillionaire before @elonmusk 💪
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I recommend carefully protecting the face and neck when bowing before migrants.
“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity. “You are not numbers or case files. “You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV
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If a pregnant monkey murdered her own child scientists would study that monkey. If a male monkey cut off his pecker and pretended to be a female monkey, scientists would study that monkey. If some monkeys refused to go get their own bananas and just expected free bananas from other monkeys, scientists would study that monkey. But when humans do it, we just call them Democrats.
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“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the snivelling self-righteous twats, going around shaming everyone.” - John Lydon, The Sex Pistols
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Keir Starmer recruits a new Labour voter!
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What terrifies me about this attempted beheading is the potential backlash against peaceful beheaders.
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Vickrum Digwa has reportedly been attacked at HMP Armley, where he is currently being held following the murder of Henry Nowak. ⚠️ Reports indicate that a mixture of sugar and boiling water was thrown in his face, causing serious burns. 🏥 His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening, but he has reportedly suffered significant facial burns and skin damage. 🚑 He is currently receiving treatment in the hospital wing at HMP Armley. Share the brilliant news!
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Transgender man who identifies as a pony makes horse sounds while dressing up to celebrate his identity during LGBTQI Pride month.
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