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Not doing banners for your chaos marines is like going to the beach with your sweetie pie and not holding hands
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RT @thenoasletter: charlie kirkβs cool leftist sister probably has friends who accidentally joke about him in front of her and then have toβ¦
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Jun 15
Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this
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Jun 15
"grok says",,look at .you . Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought. The Bible says you will not be saved when the final horn sounds and the flock is called home.
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Jun 15
>β Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought.β
Jun 15
"grok says",,look at .you . Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought. The Bible says you will not be saved when the final horn sounds and the flock is called home.
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Jun 14
FAFO moment!
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Jun 14
A very cute little cow with a bow on its head π
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Jun 13
This is a map on why video games take up 5x the space they did 15 years ago just to look *slightly* more detailed.
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Jun 13
They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way
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Jun 12
Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island
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You should beheading for a care home.
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May 26
Stop asking me to buttmug zoomers, I'm on ozempic now.
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Jun 11
When asked to say βFree Palestineβ JERRY SEINFELD responds saying that Palestine βDOESNβT EXISTβ
It would be classified as a hate crime if a public figure said Israel doesnβt exist.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Jun 9
very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is βevil witch devoted henchmanβ
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Okay this is just drug seeking behavior. Clav is getting work done every day for scripts lol
Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgeryπ³
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"Hello? Steampunk writer? I would like to order a city NOT based off Victorian London, please."
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All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.
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Jun 9
This dipshit discovered that SQL server at one point replaced blank date of birth fields with a default of 01/01/1900, so he harassed an 86 year old woman.
Jun 7
π¨ Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA.
Californiaβs voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the β126 year oldβ proves election fraud.
EXPOSE IT ALL.
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I'm sorry WHAT NOW
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