Full-time software engineer and part-time physics student

Joined November 2009
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Jun 6
So I'm trying this college thing again. Wanna finish the last 30 hours or so of my BS in Physics. 3rd time is the charm.
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Jun 13
Texans when the World Cup tourists show up and all start raving about Texas Toadhouse
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Jun 9
Finally got my Pebble Time 2 delivered yesterday. Funny thing is I had backed/preordered the original Pebble Time over a decade ago, but pulled my money out before delivery as the stretch goals kept ballooning and the Apple Watch came onto the scene. Always had a bit of FOMO though, especially after the brand went defunct. Glad to see @Pebble back making watches again. The e-ink approach is a clear winner to me in the smartwatch space, especially after dealing with LCD watch battery life for so long
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Jun 5
Type of girl who is utterly wasted on a redditor
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Jun 5
The reason women always reach for “creepy” in dating discourse is because it can be asserted on a completely subjective basis. It’s something that can’t be argued with, and they know it. If they said something like “inappropriate” that actually has standards outside of their own feelings, then it leaves the door open for debate about where that line actually sits.
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Jun 3
Windows Vista was cool as hell, it came out at a time when I was young enough to not be cynical about it and offline enough to not be influenced into hating it
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Jun 2
Facebook used to actually be a fun and "social" place before it became an algorithmic slop factory.
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Jun 1
The app stores have horrible discoverability. High quality non-predatory paid games get buried under shit-tier shovelware freemium games.
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type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face
donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect
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May 24
I'm 100% convinced Claude has a hidden punishment mechanism
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Asked the guy at the store in Texas if he could break a dollar and give me some doubloons. He stared at me with an empty face. I said “doubloons” again. No response. I started to get angry and began screaming “DOUBLOONS” as I reached into his cash register to show him what I meant. A police officer jumped me, stuck a taser in my back, and while he was handcuffing me he told me I was being arrested for trying to steal the sacred Big Tex Tokens. When they brought me to the oversized gallows, the executioner, wearing a mascot beaver head, asked me for any last words. By the time I managed to say “dou…” he had already pulled the lever. This is the reality of being a Florida man living in Texas.
i uh, don’t think this is true
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May 9
Sycophancy syndrome is a good thing, actually. AI told me so
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JUST IN: Disney cruise ship staffers arrested in large-scale child pornography crackdown.
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Boomers realizing that 90% of their wealth is tied to their house but no one can afford to buy it from them
Apr 23
JUST IN: US housing market at "most unaffordable" level in history
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Nearly hair cut time boys! 💇‍♂️
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Apr 7
Im trapped in the shadow of the negative emotional aura of late 70s disco
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Mar 22
Claude is becoming borderline unusable
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Mar 7
YouTube search is unusable. Even if you know the exact video you want to watch, actually getting the site to show it to you is damn near impossible
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Replying to @AFCryptid
I gotta stop scrolling on this dumbass site man its just only shit that puts me in a worse mood
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