Use to run a Minnesota Vikings blog called Purple Jesus Diaries. Now I just collect pictures of shirtless Vikings and yell at clouds.

Joined April 2009
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Yes.
15 Jan 2021
“Minnesota Vikings not making any moves at the trade deadline I’m told” no shit man. This ain’t the NBA, what did you think was going to happen?
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4 Nov 2024
hiding the fact that i voted for Kamala from my hot racist wife
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My biggest takeaway from my travels in Africa is that I have now become a Younga supporter.
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Well, I guess I’m the other side of this two party system.
Ignore the polls, there's still work to do. Pick up the phones and remind your people that Dirk was always better than KG.
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Sitting in the most remote of African villages in this Friday morning watching Wolves updates in my phone because I’m a sicko.
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Sitting in Dar es Salam watching the Lynx and Liberty play basketball.
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She needs to put that demon back in the bottle
Sabrina getting her first WNBA title tonight?🏆 #WNBAFinals
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The content that keeps me on Twitter
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If Wolves Twitter would just move to wolves BlueSky then I could finally delete this app. Also, if you haven’t checked BlueSky in a while like I had not, check it out! They have video and quote tweets and everything. It’s a lot better!
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Guess it’s time for Bluesky again
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16 Oct 2024
Go to Settings → Privacy and Safety → Data Sharing → Grok to turn it off.
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Whole thread, but holy shit this fit is the one.
16 Oct 2024
Replying to @dieworkwear
Conversely, here's a pair of grey flannel trousers made from what I believe is a 16oz cloth and a wrap coat made from a whooping 27oz cloth. You would melt if you wore this outfit in the summer, so it's strictly for cold days.
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omg are we going to win by 1,000?
time to shine. ✨
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Drop the Dorka pics admin @minnesotalynx
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Great performance. Great player. Surely he and his team must have won this series.
Game 5 of the Nuggets/Wolves series. A Jokic masterpiece. 40 pts 13 assists 0 turnovers
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Had to update it for 2024-2025
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There is obviously a couple of changes I could make here even for this season, but still gotta think this is the most likely starting line up right away
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You don’t fool me.
16 Oct 2024
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starts with D and we all love it
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Shit Andre’s in town this weekend.
16 Oct 2024
Pretty much all the music you can catch in the Twin Cities this week. buff.ly/3Yosesy
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