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25 Aug 2024
For those who didn’t see it.

25 Aug 2024
So, going off that Joelinton incident—you can now clothesline the goalkeeper when they’re trying to restart the game fast out of the keepers hands from the neck up? Sound. Just double checking.
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Marc Guehi’s performance is the result of a chairman denying a player a move and not expecting the player to be pissed off about it
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17 Aug 2024
JOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Nearly as bad as cheating on your wife with cancer
Disgusting tackle 🤢 #euro2024
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Police try to stop an escaped cow by ramming it with their car in Feltham, West London
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14 Jun 2024
Just remembered he’s sat watching this
Sir Alex Ferguson enjoying himself with Scotland fans out in Germany ahead of tonight’s big game! 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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NOT ON LIVE TV🤣🤣🤣🤣 Watch until the end😂😂😂

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12 Jun 2024
Fabrizio Romano will be absolutely popping through his jeans at the chance of tweeting about Bruno leaving. If ANYTHING legitimate came up to suggest he might leave, we’d see about 4 tweets about it in a hour from Romano. Stop believing these ITK idiots. #nufc
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I wondered when the ITKs would go for the Bruno to leave story. Win win for them. Either he stays and they’re delighted or they can say they ‘knew’. When one goes, they all go. Like a shitty choreographed dance. #nufc
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12 Jun 2024
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak is asked for a fact about himself that might make people "like him more" He says he has an “appalling diet” and eats a lot of sugar, including Haribos and Twixes #BattleForNo10
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Oiii your agemates are going Euros and you’re modelling as a janitor 😭😭😭
Reece James walked the runway for Los Angeles-based luxury brand Nahmias. 🚶‍♂️ [@vsrsus]
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12 Jun 2024
🚨 EXCL: George Galloway hangs up on us after we put polling data to him that he is projected to lose his seat Via our admin @mattdaniel01
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🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have completed verbal agreement to sign Lloyd Kelly as free agent from Bournemouth, here we go confirmed! It's done and sealed with medical to follow for Kelly as Newcastle player, never been in doubt. ❗️ Exclusive detail: contract to be valid until June 2028.
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escobar in hell rn
88' - GOAL: Colombia. 🇺🇸 USA 1 - 5 COL 🇨🇴
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When a politician realises their entire position is illogical, live on air. And yeah, no matter, it's not like it's one of the big issues...
9 Jun 2024
“Those who carry knives are more likely to be stabbed, sometimes by their own knife." “We’re not going to nuke ourselves, are we?" @Lewis_Goodall isn’t convinced by Green Party leader Carla Denyer’s justification for giving up our nuclear deterrent.
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10 Jun 2024
🇸🇪👌 Casual from Alexander Isak! 😎

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Jill Scott couldn’t pass wind but she will be on the Overlap next week telling us about how high the standard of football was that she played at 😭
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8 Jun 2024
It's Paulo Dybala, mate. I'm on the flight with him.
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Seen a lot of criticism for this kid for one performance last night. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Just back him please. He’s the real deal. 🙏
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