Elon literally went right because he knew Republicans would: Hide the Epstein files. End his lawsuits & investigations. Allow him to pollute the environment Cut regulations & oversight Change the rules for him Cut his taxes & allow him to screw the little guy So Lucky!

Fun Fact: 100% of trillionaires are Nazi motherfuckers.

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Eventually, his stupid name will be removed from everything he ever slapped it on.

Why is the reflecting pool losing so much water, & completely full of algae? Isn't that what we just spent just $17 million to fix???

They set $14 million taxpayer dollars on fire but they can’t “afford” to feed starving kids or fund cancer research.

Always important to ask others what your beliefs are before you cash your paycheck as a MAGA influencer

But I thought the MAGA shidiots said Bud Light “turned you gay”? 😂 open.substack.com/pub/jojofr…

Sorry, no one should give a shit about risky *politics*—I certainly don't. The man is demented and psychopathic, and he has control of a stockpile of 3700 nuclear weapons. *That* is the risk we should be talking about.

I’ve never rooted for a thunderstorm harder in my life.

Despite the (ahem) coverup at the Kennedy Center to prevent video of his name being stripped from the building, it’s happening at last. Cry harder, MAGAe. In the end, nothing with his name on it will survive.

Just as the engineers said it would.

Trump is giving Democrats their best numbers in 60 years. Welcome to the resistance Trump! 👏

The cult has turned a lunatic’s irrational hatred of windmills into a fucking “National security” issue. Orwell would have laughed his ass off at this shit.

Fuckface falls asleep on live TV, he lies as he breathes, his body is decomposing, he can’t walk a straight line, he has dementia, he’s an adjudicated rapist, a pedophile, a convicted felon, he’s got the IQ of a carp AND HE STILL HOLDS THE NUCLEAR CODES.

They wore red hats for him. They wore ear bandages for him. They wore diapers for him. They wore garbage bags for him. Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia. MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

You forgot "Be Jeffrey Epstein's best friend for over 15 years"

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

Team 5th Place

Dear @HouseGOP: As a former impeachment manager, I plead with you to please bring up trump’s prior impeachments. Let’s hold hearings, call witnesses and show videos to remind people what happened. AND PLEASE MAKE EVERY REPUBLICAN IN A SWING DISTRICT VOTE ON THIS. THANK YOU.